Warbear breakfast machine

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warbear breakfast machine

This is a nearly featureless metal cube -- the only things on its smooth metal surface are a small white button on the top, and a decal depicting bacon and eggs on the side.

Type: usable (once per day)
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: warbear breakfast machines)

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Item number: 7056
Description ID: 298578303
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warbear breakfast machine assembler

When Used

• First use per day:

You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the small drink umbrella that pulls the chain to turn on the light bulb to heat up the eggs, but the marbles don't roll down the chute properly, so the bacon gets undercooked. Or: You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You drop a marble into one of the pipes sticking out of the machine. It rolls down, hits a spring-loaded lever with a thumbtack on it, and it springs up and pops a balloon. The balloon pops and scares a chicken, which lays an egg, and the egg rolls down a ramp and onto a frying pan. Unfortunately, the umbrella that was going to turn on the stove didn't open all the way, so the egg ends up undercooked and the whole thing's kind of a mess. Or: You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together.You pull the trigger on the potato gun to shoot a potato pellet and frighten the hamster so it starts running on the wheel, thereby taking the egg over to the stove where the drinky-bird will tap it to crack it. The only problem is the slinky only goes halfway down the ramp, so all the bacon gets burned. Or: You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the blinds so the magnifying glass will catch the sun and burn the rope that will drop the weight onto the teeter-totter to launch the knife into the grapefruit. But the cord on the vertical blinds gets snagged, so the milk spills before it hits the cereal.

You acquire an item: breakfast mess

• Or:

You push the button, but for once the machine doesn't unfold into an improbable series of ramps, pulleys, levers, chickens, and balloons. Instead it glows brightly for a few minutes and then ejects a plate of perfect breakfast bliss, playing a little angelic choir sound file as it does.

You acquire an item: breakfast miracle

• Subsequent uses each day:

You've already made breakfast today. Give the machine a rest, will you? It's not a machine.

Notes

• The text does not seem to be random, but instead can have one of several possibilities.

References

• The text created when you receive a breakfast mess describes an overly elaborate Rube Goldberg machine.
• This item and the Rube Goldberg-esque way it makes breakfast is most likely a reference to the breakfast machine seen in the movie Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Collection

• 🥇: A Gressive Coffee Addict (#1143375), Adamantois (#46472), Aerin Frost (#784567), Agburanar (#556788), AnxiousHyrax (#1274859), Archipelago71 (#200377), Archon386 (#2006602), Artie Effham (#976900), B A Takaline (#1871278), BakaGaijin (#1864289) - 1

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