Warehouse guard

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warehouse guard You're fighting a warehouse guard

This guard's job is basically just to walk up and down these aisles of featureless wooden crates all day, making sure that nobody steals any of them. He looks very bored.

Maybe there's something you can do about that.

Hit Message(s):

He clubs you with his nightstick. Or perhaps he knights you with his clubstick. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Argh!

He pulls a walkie-talkie out of a holster and hits you with it. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

"Hey! Help! Intruder alert!" he shouts, and several more guards arrive to beat you up. And then they leave again, to keep this fight from getting too mechanically complex. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

Since he's never actually had to deal with an intruder in this totally secret government warehouse before, he isn't quite sure what to do with you.

He picks up a small wooden crate and prepares to bash you with it, but stops when he sees that it says FRAGILE on the side.

He tries to attack you with his nightstick, but it's the kind with two handles and he gets confused.

He pulls out a walkie talkie and asks it "Hey, I found an intruder, what should I do? Over." The response comes back "I'll have to look it up in the procedures manual. Give me a few minutes, over."

He looks at you and shrugs.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You gain Meat
You acquire an item: warehouse map page (% chance)*

Occurs at The Secret Council Warehouse.