Warwelf

He lycanthropes you square in the <throat>. Ooh!

Oh no, Paul! He is the clawing you in the <throat>! Ouch! Oof!

He tries to lycanthrope you in the <throat> and the elbow at the same time, but ends up hitting neither.

He runs at you but runs into a flagstaff. Welcome to flagstaff, warwilf.

You gain 10−16 Meat (average: 12.7, stdev: 1.3)*

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Spooky Forest.

References

• This adventure is a reference to the 1996 film Werewolf (as seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000), where all the main characters seem to have incomprehensible accents, with the result that none of them are able to pronounce "werewolf" the same way. The attack text also includes plays on the lines "Oh no, Paul! You is a werewolf!" and "Welcome to Flagstaff, werewolf."