Wax lips

Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.

Type: familiar equipment
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
+10 lbs. of Volleyball

Notes

• Equip on any familiar.
• Was available at Mr. Store July 2005.

References

• The description of this item alludes to a quote by Jack Nicholson, as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie Batman. The Joker has always had a large waxy smile.