Weremoose
He pokes you in the <lower back> with this big, fierce antlers. Ya hoser. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ugh!
He gets underneath you and bucks you into a wall. Oof! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Argh!
You hit him on the head. Wait, no, he hit you on the head. What a naughty moose. Eek! Ugh! Argh! Oof! Oof!
He points his snout -- er, snoot -- at the full moon and brays a blood-chilling bray, then charges at you and pins you to the wall with his antlers. Yeooowch! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
He tries to poke you with his antlers, but trips and falls on his snout. Er, snoot.
He tries to stomp on you, but you dodge his heavy boots. Bouts? Never mind.
He tries to buck you into a wall, but since he's Canadian, his buck isn't as powerful as other monsters.
He tries to hit you on the head, but isn't naughty enough to pull it off.
 | You gain 52−79 Meat (average: 66.0, stdev: 5.7)* |
| You gain 12 <substat>. |
Occurs at Menagerie Level 2.
References
- The miss message about his buck being not as powerful is a reference to the fact that a Canadian dollar is worth less than an American dollar.
- The hit message about being hit on the head refers to a scene in the John Cleese comedy sitcom Fawlty Towers, where Basil is hit on the head by a moose-head he attached poorly to the wall, and Manuel remarks, "What a naughty moose."
