Wet seal

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Wet seal
Monster ID 802
Locations using a figurine of a slippery seal
Hit Points 200
Attack 175
Defense 157
No-Hit 185
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum demon
Elements None
Resistance All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.
Monster Parts head, tail, torso
Drops mannequin leg, seal lube
Manuel Entry
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wet seal You're fighting a wet seal

You light the candles and speak the ancient words. The air around you becomes humid, almost... greasy. A wet plop announces the arrival of your foe.

It's an infernal Seal, and by the looks of it, it comes from one of the more slippery parts of the Abyss. It squelches toward you with a lascivious glint in its beady little eyes.

Hit Message(s):

It grabs you in its slippery fins and plants a big wet kiss on you. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!

It licks your <ear> with its long slimy tongue. Ow! Argh! Ow! Ooh!

It slaps you with its big greasy tail. It's a tale told by a seal, full of pain and slime, signifying disgust. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!

It slips you a Mickey Finn, then slaps you with a sticky fin. Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

Fumble Message:

It slips in its own grease and falls flat on its back. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: seal lube

Notes

References

  • Wet Seal is a young women's clothing store.