Whatsian Ionic Pliers
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This is a pair of the Professor's iconic ionic pliers. Thankfully, they aren't also ironic, because then you wouldn't have a prayer at saying this item description out loud. The Professor can use these to do just about anything, but what they're best at is purifying the air.
Type: off-hand item
Mysticality Required: 40
Selling Price: 120 Meat.Regenerate 3-5 HP and MP per adventure
(In-game plural: pairs of Whatsian Ionic Pliers)