Yellow traffic cone
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Template:Itemheader This is a big cone of bright yellow plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone! If you used one of these in the snow, would it be a yellow snow cone? No, no it wouldn't. It'd be a yellow traffic cone in the snow.
Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded.
Notes
This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue adventure, available from Drunken Stupor on the second St Sneaky Pete's Day. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.