Zombie-huntin' feller
| Zombie-huntin' feller | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1213 |
| Locations | Anywhere, on day 2 or later. |
| Hit Points | 15 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 9 |
| No-Hit | 20 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm,head,leg,torso |
| Drops | hunter brain, mesh cap |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a zombie-huntin' fellerYou encounter a man who is wearing the brightest of bright-orange vests you've ever seen over a plaid flannel shirt. He also has a hunting rifle, a can of Willer, and a trucker cap that says "You can have my guns when you pry them out of your cold dead **ASS!**"
"Howdy, <feller/ma'am>," he says.
"I think I already know," you say, "but why don't go[sic] ahead and tell me what you're doing?"
"Huntin' zombies, of course! Hah, all them folks laughed at my preparations for the zombie apocalypse -- the bug-out bag, the giant plastic bucket of dehydrated meals, the hard-copy pornography -- but who's laughin' now? And now I'm gonna bag me some zombies, just like I been waitin' for these nigh-on ten years or so."
"Yeah, that's what I figured."
"So, whatchoo upta, <feller/ma'am>?"
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Hit Message(s):
He throws an elderly army-surplus hand grenade at you. It's surprisingly still effective. Argh! Eek!
"Yee-haw!" he shouts, as he shoots you in the head. Frankly, it's kind of amazing that he lived long enough to get a shot off. Ugh! Argh!
He pulls a hand-cranked cellphone charger out of his bug-out bag and bludgeons you with it. Ooh! Eek!
He head-shots you, in a no-nonsense, down-home sort of way. Ugh! Argh!
He throws an elderly army-surplus hand grenade at you, but the fuse is long expired.
He attempts to bludgeon you with a hand-cranked cellphone charger, but misses.
He shoots at you with his rifle, but misses. Man, that was probably his only chance, and he blew it.
He seems momentarily stunned. I guess the reality of fighting an actual zombie is starting to sink in. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: mesh cap (??? chance)* |
Notes
- Can occur multiple times during a Zombie Slayer path run. Is not intended to occur on Day 1.
- Appears 90-100 turns after logging in on every even numbered day of an ascension. (Appears on days 2, 4, 6...)
- If less than 90-100 turns are played on that day, the count-down will continue on the next day.
- If the player misses logging in on an even day, but then logs in on an odd day, the count-down will begin on that day.
- Zombie-huntin' fellers may be encountered while falling-down drunk.
References
- The hat message is a variant of the popular NRA slogan, 'From my cold, dead hands!'.
