Zombie zmobie
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It shambles over and gnaws on your brrraiiins, as well as your brrriiiaaans. You didn't even know you had brrriiaaans. Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!
It breaks into an elaborate dance sequence and manages to break its own neck.
It shambles over to gnaw on your brrraaains, but you dodge and make a shambles of its plans.
It starts to bludgeon you with one arm, but you disarm it. Now you just need to defeat it.
You gain 30-39 Meat.
You acquire an item: cranberries
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You gain 4 $substat.
Found in The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
Note
- The disarm and defeat message seems to be a bad pun on arm/feet.