Zombie zmobie
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It shambles over and gnaws on your brrraiiins, as well as your brrriiiaaans. You didn't even know you had brrriiaaans. Ow! Argh! Argh! Ugh!
It suddenly breaks into an elaborately choreographed dance, catching you upside the head with one foot. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
It breaks into an elaborate dance sequence and manages to break its own neck.
It shambles over to gnaw on your brrraaains, but you dodge and make a shambles of its plans.
It starts to bludgeon you with one arm, but you disarm it. Now you just need to defeat it.
 | You gain 30−39 Meat |
 | You acquire handfuls of cranberries |
 | You acquire mouthfuls of loose teeth |
 | You acquire zombie glands pineal |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
References
- The disarm and defeat message are puns referring to removing arms and feet.
- One hit and one miss message make reference to the dancing zombies in Michael Jackson's video Thriller.
