Zombie zmobie
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It shambles over and gnaws on your brrraiiins, as well as your brrriiiaaans. You didn't even know you had brrriiaaans. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
It suddenly breaks into an elaborately choreographed dance, catching you upside the head with one foot. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Argh!
It breaks into an elaborate dance sequence and manages to break its own neck.
It shambles over to gnaw on your brrraaains, but you dodge and make a shambles of its plans.
It starts to bludgeon you with one arm, but you disarm it. Now you just need to defeat it.
 | You gain 30−39 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: cranberries (?.?% (Impossible to determine) chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: loose teeth (?.?% (Impossible to determine) chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (?.?% (Impossible to determine) chance)* |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.
References
- The disarm and defeat message are puns referring to removing arms and feet.
- One hit and one miss message make reference to the dancing zombies in Michael Jackson's video Thriller.
