Talk:A Pile of Old Servers

Miss messages: It lunges toward you, but gets tangled up in the rat's nest of cables attached to the back of it. Some of them come unplugged. That's probably okay, though.

It moves toward you as if to attack, but freezes in place. You hear a loud grinding noise as its many hard drives do... something.

It moves as though to attack you, but the only thing that happens is that several of the lights on the front of it turn from green to orange.

It starts to move toward you, but there's a loud popping noise followed by a wisp of smoke as something goes terribly wrong inside its power supply.

You're afraid it's going to attack you, but all that happens is that the tray of its optical drive slides out and then back in. A spider must've walked over the button. Twice.

It starts to attack you, but the internal request times out after 60 seconds. Somewhere in the distance, somebody's pager goes off. --Steam 09:07, 29 June 2011 (CEST)

Over 10 combats, it didn't hit me once. I have a moxie of 86. I don't think it can attack (which makes sense, it's a server) --Steam 09:09, 29 June 2011 (CEST)

Start fight: antique database server

You're fighting an antique database server

You approach the pile of servers and come face to face with this massive hulk of a machine. Its lights blink erratically, it's making funny noises, and the air around it is filled with an almost unbearable heat. You'd feel sorry for it, if it wasn't also crawling with spiders.