Blue plastic baby

blue plastic baby

This is a little blue plastic baby -- sort of an inaction figure, as it were. It kind of looks like a baby Morlock, only cuter.

Public service announcement: if an actual baby turns this color, do one of the following: 1. Make sure it's properly dressed for cold weather, 2. Contact a medical professional, or 3. Stop adding tidy-bowl to the bathwater.

Also, make sure the baby is removed from the bathwater before throwing out the bathwater, or you'll risk incurring a metaphor.

Type: accessory
Cannot be discarded

Maximum HP/MP +5

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: blue plastic babies)

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Items

blueberry-frosted king cake

See Also

• HP Increasers
• MP Increasers

References

• Morlocks were one of the species from H.G. Wells's The Time Machine.
• As for the three suggestions:
  • The first refers to hypothermia.
  • The second refers to asphyxiation.
  • The final is a reference to Ty-D-Bol.
• Throwing the baby out with the bathwater is a common idiom, referring to getting rid of something good with the bad in it's entirety.

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