Blue traffic cone
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blue traffic cone
This is a big cone of bright blue plastic. A clue! A clue! You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
Wait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, "The Traffic Cone Blues."
Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.Moxie +3
So-So Hot Resistance
(In-game plural: blue traffic cones)
Notes
- This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue stupor adventure, available by adventuring in a St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day V. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.
- For a while, a glitch occurred and people had multiple blue traffic cones. Riff then fixed it after a thread was posted in the forums.
References
- "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the television show Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day".
- The line "It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window." is a reference to a line in the song Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65, "Blue, his house, with a blue little window".
- "A clue! A clue!" and "The Traffic Cone Blues" refers to the children's show Blue's Clues.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: dachht (#439512) - 3
- 🥈: A Killer is Me (#294539), A Naked Jew (#628891), A Tiny Plastic Puddle (#602117), ABeanSits (#605783), ADH (#681173), ADeadHeart (#194608), AJ_Crowley (#685791), AJ_Rimmer (#655684), AL13N (#281892) - 1
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