Blue traffic cone

blue traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright blue plastic. A clue! A clue! You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

Wait a minute, a blue traffic cone? Who ever heard of a blue traffic cone? It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window. Anyway, stay tuned for my new single, "The Traffic Cone Blues."

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +3
So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

(In-game plural: blue traffic cones)

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Item number: 1495
Description ID: 219278794
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Obtained From

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St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor

To the Rescue (St. Sneaky Pete's Day V with a cheap plastic bottle opener equipped)

References

• "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone" is a line from the television show Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day."
• "It must have been outside of a blue house with a blue little window" is a reference to a line in the song "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65: "Blue, his house, with a blue little window."
• "A clue! A clue!" and "The Traffic Cone Blues" refer to the children's show Blue's Clues.

See Also

• Elemental Resistance
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: dachht (#439512) - 3
• 🥈: A Killer is Me (#294539), A Naked Jew (#628891), A Tiny Plastic Puddle (#602117), ABeanSits (#605783), ADH (#681173), ADeadHeart (#194608), AJ_Crowley (#685791), AJ_Rimmer (#655684), AL13N (#281892) - 1

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