Blur
| Blur | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 460 |
| Locations | The Oasis |
| Hit Points | 141 |
| Attack | 136 |
| Defense | 126 |
| No-Hit | 146 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 96-144 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond |
| Quest | Hugo's Weaving Manual |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a blurTry as you might, you can't seem to get your eyes to focus on this thing. It's vaguely anthropomorphic, but it looks like those T-shirts that try to convince you you're drunk. Or, y'know, like T-shirts look when you're drunk.
Hit Message(s):
It blurs you in the <kidney>. Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!
It pummels you. You feel like a chain store, practically floored. Ow! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
It charges you with a deafening "woo-hoo!" It pokes you with some pins and some needles, then it lies and it's easy. You're not particularly pleased to meet it. Ooh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Oof!
It checks your head, like a jumbo jet. Like everything, it isn't easy.
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It tries to check your <kidney> like a jumbo jet, but you dodge.
It tries to kick you and bore into you, but you refuse to be kicked around and bored.
It charges you with a deafening "woo-hoo!" but you lie down and easily dodge the attack. You feel pretty heavy metal for having avoided the assault.
It tries to blur you in the <kidney>, but misses.
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 | You gain ? Meat |
 | You acquire an item: drum machine |
 | You acquire an item: carbonated water lily |
 | You acquire an item: hot date |
 | You acquire an item: palm frond |
| You gain ? ? ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Oasis.
References
- The monster's name and any of it's attacks reference the band Blur.
- The "woo-hoo!" message, as well as the messages that reference getting "Checked like a jumbo jet" and the message about "Pleased to meet you" all reference the song "Song 2" by the band Blur
- The attack message about a "chain store, practically floored" and the messages about "Kicked around and bored" refer to the song Coffee and TV by Blur.
