Booze Giant

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He drunkenly karate-chops you in the <knee>. He probably wasn't aiming for that part, but it'll do. Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ow!

He smacks you upside the <knee> with a bottle of whiskey. An empty bottle. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek!

He showers you with vomit. You know how April showers bring May flowers? Well, vomit showers bring acidic corrosion (hey now, hey now now). Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!

He puts his arm around you and says, "I love you, man. You're my besht friend." Unfortunately, since he's a giant, the hug almost squeezes your head off. Argh! Argh!


He tries to drunkenly karate-chop you, but gets dizzy and falls over.

He throws a bottle of whiskey at you, but you spin it around and wing it back at him.

He starts to vomit on you, but you dodge the vomit shower.

He tries to drunkenly stomp on you, but he's seeing double and stomps on the wrong you.


You acquire 14.9% chance bottles of gin
You acquire 16.3% chance bottles of rum
You acquire 13.6% chance bottles of tequila
You acquire 14.5% chance bottles of vodka
You acquire 14.9% chance bottles of whiskey
You acquire 14.7% chance boxes of wine
You gain 15-16 <substat>.

Occurs at Menagerie Level 3.

References

  • The Booze Giant's attemps to "drunkenly karate-chop you" might be a reference to the martial arts style coloquially known as drunken fist, or to the Jackie Chan martial arts movie Drunken Master.
  • The second combat message may refer to the game spin the bottle.
  • The combat message about the vomit shower references two songs; 'April Showers' by Al Jolson (Though April showers may come your way, They bring the flowers that bloom in May.), and 'This Corrosion' by the Sisters of Mercy (Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me).