BoozerBear

Boozerbear was the highest-level player in the kingdom before ascension went into testing; he is widely known for his bugfinding skills, his proximity to Jick and his ability to almost completely control the overarching trends of mall prices. Before ascending (and moving to the development server) he had the highest moxie, highest mysticality and second-highest muscle as well as the highest stat sum in the game. Even now he has only been matched in level by Marshall (after finding an ascension related bug) and outstripped by TheBub, and NVX.

He is in posession of three custom avatars, a custom item, 6 Bugfinder Blades, 6 Bigger Bugfinder Blades, billions of meat and he likely retains one of the steaming evils which he hacked from the server and sold in his store for a billion meat each in coordination with Jick to funnel bugmeat out of the game.

In January of 2005, KolMohDee and Meggery interviewed Boozerbear on Radio KoL. A recording of the interview can be found on Coldfront.