Boris's Gate

Behind the Gate of Boris, you find a statue of Boris, mightiest of the Warriors of Loathing in the Times of Old.

In the base of the statue, there is a slot. A sign above the slot reads "INSERT MEAT TO CONTINUE."

If you insert 200 to 10,000 meat:

The statue of Boris begins to glow. It bends over and touches you with its axe. You gain N Fortitude.

Notes:

You are limited to a total of 10,000 Meat donated per level per day, to all statues combined. A statue gives floor(Meat/200) number of die rolls, each of which gives 1-2 of the appropriate substat, with equal likelihood.

This gate and its two counterparts are successors to the shrines of The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old. They are currently within The Dungeoneers' Association.