Boss Bat
He sinks four sets of fangs into your tender <head>. Ouch squared, dude. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
He lets loose a piercing squeak from both sets of vocal cords. Do bats have vocal cords? Well, this one does, anyway, and it really hurts when he squeaks at you. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Oof!
The Boss Bat flies up to you and sinks its two pairs of fangs into each of your jugulars. The jugular on each side of your neck. Whatever. You stand helpless as energy is leached out of you, until he disengages, two goofy grins on his faces.
 | You gain some Mana Points. |
He tries to headbutt you, but your thick skull doesn't even feel the attack.
He tries to sink all of his fangs into you, but can't decide which head gets to bite first.
He squeaks at you from both mouths, but manages to harmonize pleasantly.
 | You acquire dense meat stacks |
 | You acquire Boss Bat bandanas |
If you have The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to 4:
 | You acquire pairs of Boss Bat britches |
If you have The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to 8:
 | You acquire units of Boss Bat bling |
Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair.
Notes
- The Boss Bat's special ability is stealing MP. The MP stolen is returned to the Boss Bat as HP.
