Boss Bat

He headbutts you, with both heads. And both foreheads. All eight heads, then. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Argh!

He sinks four sets of fangs into your tender <calf>. Ouch squared, dude. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

He lets loose a piercing squeak from both sets of vocal cords. Do bats have vocal cords? Well, this one does, anyway, and it really hurts when he squeaks at you. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!

The Boss Bat flies up to you and sinks its two pairs of fangs into each of your jugulars. The jugular on each side of your neck. Whatever. You stand helpless as energy is leached out of you, until he disengages, two goofy grins on his faces.

You gain some Mana Points.

He tries to headbutt you, but your thick skull doesn't even feel the attack.

He tries to sink all of his fangs into you, but can't decide which head gets to bite first.

He squeaks at you from both mouths, but manages to harmonize pleasantly.

You acquire an item: dense meat stack (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: Boss Bat bandana (100% chance)*

• If you have The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to 4:

You acquire an item: Boss Bat britches (100% chance)*

• If you have The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to 8:

You acquire an item: Boss Bat bling (100% chance)*

You gain 7 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair.

Notes

• The Boss Bat's special ability is stealing MP. The MP stolen is returned to the Boss Bat as HP.