Bottle of Definit

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This is a tiny airline-sized bottle of premium-brand vodka. Getting absolutely hammered on this is a Definit Possibility. In other words, this will surely get you drunk, Shirley.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 70 Meat.

When Consumed

Uses

• vodka and tonic
• vodka gibson

Notes

• Acquired by improving a bottle of vodka at Nash Crosby's Still

References

• The name of this item is a play on Absolut, a brand of vodka.
• The surely/Shirley gag is an old one frequently used in movies, most notably Airplane!, and other media. Example:

Bashy: Surely that am giant fetus I see in sky?

Boozerbear: No, that's just your imagination. And don't call me Shirley.

• The usage text with "Definitely three" refers to the speaking style of Raymond Babbitt, Dustin Hoffman's character in the film Rain Man.

Collection

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