Bottle of Definit

bottle of Definit

This is a tiny airline-sized bottle of premium-brand vodka. Getting absolutely hammered on this is a Definit Possibility. In other words, this will surely get you drunk, Shirley.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 70 Meat.

(In-game plural: bottles of Definit)

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Item number: 1552
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Recipe

	bottle of vodka
	bottle of Definit

When Consumed

You drink the bottle of Definit. Definitely. You take three swallows. Definitely three.

You gain 4-8 Adventures.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Uses

• vodka and tonic
• vodka gibson

References

• The name of this item is a play on Absolut, a brand of vodka.
• The surely/Shirley gag is an old one frequently used in movies, most notably Airplane!, and other media. Example:

Bashy: Surely that am giant fetus I see in sky?

Boozerbear: No, that's just your imagination. And don't call me Shirley.

• The usage text with "Definitely three" refers to the speaking style of Raymond Babbitt, Dustin Hoffman's character in the film Rain Man.

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