Boxing glove on a spring

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boxing glove on a spring
boxing glove on a spring

Few things say "comedy" as succinctly as a boxing glove on a spring. And when it comes to punching somebody from far away, well, that's just another way this thing comes out on top.

Type: ranged weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 6 - 11
Moxie Required: 12
Selling Price: 65 Meat.

Moxie +3
Weapon Damage +4
Combat Initiative +10%


(In-game plural: boxing gloves on springs)
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Item number: 3851
Description ID: 691486344
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Recipe

spring boxing glove
boxing glove on a spring

Messages

You hit <it> with your boxing glove on a spring, for X damage. Hey, no glove, no love, and love hurts. SPLAT! SMACK! WHACK!
You let fly with your boxing glove on a spring, hitting <it> for X damage. Aww, and they[sic] could have been a contender. ZOT! KAPOW! BOINK!
You shout, "Adrian!" and hit <it> with your boxing glove on a spring for X damage. You're a wreckin' machine! BAM! SMACK! WHAMMO!
You wait until <it> opens <its> mouth wide, then punch out with your boxing glove on a spring for X damage. SMACK! BOOF! WHAM!

References

  • "They could have been a contender" is a reference to the 1954 movie On the Waterfront starring Marlon Brando as an ex-prizefighter.
  • The "No glove, no love" part of one of the hit messages references an episode of Futurama. It is also one of the catchphrases used to promote use of condoms.
  • The "Adrian!" hit message is a reference to the Rocky series of films.
  • Waiting until your opponent's mouth is open is a reference to the trick to beating King Hippo from the NES game Punch Out!!

See Also

Collection

  • 🥇: AndyTheGreat (#1311187) - 914
  • 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 326
  • 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 286
  • #4: aguy777 (#1513663) - 157
  • #5: Chunky Spelunky (#2183231) - 127
  • #6: Ivan The Terrible (#1356648) - 85
  • #7: Nikademus (#95105) - 64
  • #8: Some1 (#1445835) - 59
  • #9: jimmy_hoffa (#290994) - 37
  • #10: Artie Effham (#976900) - 16

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