Bread Golem

You're fighting a Bread Golem

This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.

He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.

You hit for 19 damage. SMACK! BAM! WHAMMO!

You win the fight!

You gain 33 Meat.

You acquire an item: wad of dough

You gain 1 Strengthliness.
You gain 2 Wizardliness.
You gain 1 Smarm.

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Found in Fernswarthy's Tower.