Bread Golem

You're fighting a Bread Golem

This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.

He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone.

He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.

You hit for 19 damage. SMACK! BAM! WHAMMO!

You win the fight!

You gain 33 Meat.

You acquire an item: wad of dough

You gain 1 Strengthliness.
You gain 2 Wizardliness.
You gain 1 Smarm.

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Found in Fernswarthy's Tower.