Brimstone Bludgeon

Brimstone Bludgeon

The discerning eye could tell you the difference between a bludgeon, a cudgel, and a truncheon. But this description can't. This is a big, heavy, blunt instrument forged from brimstone in the depths of Hey Deze. It's not exactly made for subtlety and finesse.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 200
Muscle Required: 30
Cannot be discarded

Muscle +50%
Mysticality -20%
Melee Damage +30

(In-game plural: Brimstone Bludgeons)

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Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You bludgeon <it> with the Brimstone Bludgeon, filling <it> to the brim with X damage. BAM! WHAMMO! BARF!

You bludgeon <it> with the Brimstone Bludgeon, leaving <it> thoroughly stoned and dealing X damage. SPLAT! BAM! SMACK!

You deal a hellish X damage with your Brimstone Bludgeon. WHAMMO! WHACK! POW!

You hit hella hard with your Brimstone Bludgeon, doing X damage. BIFF! WHACK! BONK!

You use your blunt instrument to play a symphony of pain, doing X damage. BOOF! SOCKO! WHAMMO!

Notes

• Reward for completing a Bad Moon ascension as a Seal Clubber.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Bonus Melee Damage

Collection

• 🥇: Potzee (#1099002) - 75
• 🥈: Tiny Plastic NOTFUNNYANYMORE (#506584) - 10
• 🥉: CursedGrimoire (#1002867), Mooncore (#1502626), the doWnsTairs Frank (#1550967) - 5
• #6: Ahorriblesn (#1654200), DrunkFish (#556631), Fujiko (#124537), Keogh (#1927670), Zair (#88288) - 3

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Ascension Rewards

Gemstones: pork elf goodies sack (baconstone - hamethyst - porquoise) Paths: Retenez L'Herbe Paté - bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air Challenge Paths (any time): Thwaitgold statuette - note from Clancy - dice gear - Garland of Greatness - ring - Manual of Lock Picking - ert grey goo ring - quantum of familiar - The Big Book of Every Skill - residual chitin paste Challenge Paths (in-season only): bottled day - beautiful rainbow - picky tweezers - still-beating spleen - bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ - adventurer bobblehead - License To Kill - perfectly fair coin - Booke of Vampyric Knowledge - The Imploded World - red coin Other: disassembled clover (formerly) - big rock

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