Talk:Warbear breakfast machine

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Too lazy to format and edit the actual page, so I'll drop this here. based on the wording the machine can have varying success at making breakfast:

wbbbox2.gif You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You drop a marble into one of the pipes sticking out of the machine. It rolls down, hits a spring-loaded lever with a thumbtack on it, and it springs up and pops a balloon. The balloon pops and scares a chicken, which lays an egg, and the egg rolls down a ramp and onto a frying pan. Unfortunately, the umbrella that was going to turn on the stove didn't open all the way, so the egg ends up undercooked and the whole thing's kind of a mess.

wbbreakfast.gif You acquire an item: breakfast mess

--Reydien (talk) 04:44, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

breakfast miracle exists in mall, with wbbreakfast2.gif, epic quality food of size 2, level 6 required. item description: You have never seen a finer breakfast than the one on this plate. nodiscard. presumably comes from this machine, can someone get acquisition message?Argus (talk) 12:05, 17 December 2013 (UTC)