User:Crapknocker
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Crapknocker (aka Colandero) is currently the leader of the Pastamancer's Unite! clan. He is also the author of several crappy FAQ's, notably the now-horribly-outdated Softcore Ascension Guide on Coldfront ([1]) as well as his clan's Chat FAQ.
Colandero has been playing for over two years now and wonders where the time has gone. After a number of ascensions, both soft and hardcore, he is currently spending his time pursuing both a Mr. A as well as a Tome of Transcendent Olfaction (62/200).
His clan, Pastamancers Unite! is currently accepting new Pastamancers and Saucerors into it's currently 70-strong ranks. If you would like to join, just apply! I'll probably let you in.
