User : Dentarthurdent

"Almost Invisibility" reads the label on the vial in your pocket, you quaff it before you really thinking about it.

470

You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.

479

You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.

564

You find a tube of a transparent liquid in your pocket and decide to just slather it all over yourself. Your skin becomes transparent.

588

Discomfited, Tundra Mouth

You reach into your pocket and find a huge gaping space, so instead of pulling something out, you crawl inside and hide.

496

Barking Mad (40)

Chocolate! No, wait. Tree bark.

15

Black Eyes (80)

This pocket contains horrors man was not meant to see.

148

Blood-Rich (60)

You stick your hand into your pocket, and now you have an IV attached to your arm!

126

Blood-Rich (30)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)

You cram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeowch!

522

Blood-Rich (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)

You wedge your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Sigh.

659

Blood-Rich (30)
Space Cowboy (30)

You shove your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ugh.

326

Blood-Rich (30)
Vented Spleen (40)

You squeeze your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Grr

469

Bloody Hand (10)

Ow! Apparently that pocket was full of broken glass.

361

Bored Stiff (10)

A diary! You read it cover to cover.

526

♫ Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

57

Bruised Jaw (5)

You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the face! Ouch!

420

Burning Hands (30)

Holy crap, that pocket was full of fire!

124

♫ Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd..

586

Carrrsmic (80)

You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard

582

Carrrsmic (80)

You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard.

263

Celestial Sheen (50)

This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.

655

Charrrming (80)

You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.

236

Chocolate Reign (80)

Chocolate pocket!

58

Cholestoriffic (20)

You find some old fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os and down the whole roll all at once.

243

Clumsy (10)

A pocket full of liquid butter? Eugh!

227

Cold Hands (10)

Yikes, it's full of ice cubes!

647

Cold, Dead Hands

Yikes, it's full of frozen cremains!

118

Coldfinger (10)

That pocket was full of dry ice. You know this because it got painfully stuck to your finger.

613

Crotchety, Pining (40)

Pasta! No, wait. Pine needles.

186

Danish Cunning (60)

This pocket contains both a bird and a cutting tool, and you can distinguish between them!

482

Discomfited (30)
Cholestoriffic (10)

You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.

228

Discomfited (30)
Fire Down Below (10)

Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.

288

Discomfited (30)
Refuse Reflux (10)

Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.

201

Discomfited (30)
Scariberi (10)

You don't know what's worse, the terrible spicy taste from the first candy you found in your pocket, or the terror of strawberries you're experiencing from the second.

593

Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)

After eating the treat you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill your mouth

563

Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)

Turns out terrible candy can't destroy you, only make you stronger.

269

Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)

After eating the candy you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill the taste.

665

Discomfited (30)
The Strength... of the Future (20)

Fennel candy, whatever, it didn't kill you so you'll probably be stronger.

162

Discomfited (30)
The Style... of the Future (20)

For someone that's feeling so sly... you weren't very sly a second ago when you popped the random candies from the pocket of your spooky pants into your mouth.

152

Discomfited (30)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)

After eating the strange, kinda nasty, candy in your pocket, you feel like maybe you'll be wiser in the future.

49

Discomfited (60)

You discover a lone piece of candy that you pop into your mouth without even thinking. Whoops!

614

Oh, a frozen fennel pop, you've been craving one of those.

206

Dragged Through the Coals (10)

Ow! Hot hot hot!

174

Dweeby (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)

You read the label (dweeb) on the slimey box of candy as you quickly eat it up.

503

Dweeby (40)
Fire Down Below (10)

You read the label (dweeb) on the flaming box of candy as you try and finish it before the flames devour it.

441

Dweeby (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)

You read the label (dweeb) on the stinky box of candy as you quickly eat it up

486

Dweeby (40)
Scariberi (10)

You read the label (dweeb) on the spooky box of candy as you quickly eat it up.

359

Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)

You fill your brain up by reading the label on the fancy lozenge you just slurped up.

334

Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)

You fill your brain up by reading the label on the brawy lozenge you just slurped up.

648

Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)

You fill your brain up by reading the label on the mystical lozenge you just slurped up.

70

Dweeby (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)

Brains and Brawn, the candy in your pocket sure packed a punch.

497

Dweeby (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)

Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.

528

Dweeby (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)

The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!

560

Dweeby (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)

You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.

328

Dweeby (80)

You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.

21

Extra-Thick Blood (40)
It's Soporiffic! (40)

You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!

508

Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Space Cowboy (30)

You push your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow ow ow!

99

Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Vented Spleen (40)

You reach your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Why?

584

Extra-Thick Blood (80)

Ouch! You just stabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?

171

Eye of the Lihc (80)

Ugh, gross, is that an eyeball?

151

Eye of the Seal (80)

You find a grape and pop it into your mouth. Oh god, that wasn't a grape!

285

♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

343

Filthworm Drone Stench (5)

There is a faint hiss as you open the pocket and a cloud of stench wafts out. "Why not," you think as you linger in the cloud.

583

Disposable, magical, possibly occut contact lenses? Sure, let's put them in our eyes.

238

You find a flimsy magnifying glass in your pocket, this'll help you find stuff for a while.

274

You reach into your pocket and pull out a real sense of self-sufficiency.

34

You read the label on the vial before sucking down the contents, "Good Looking." This'll probably make you super attractive!

86

Spectacles made out of ice? Those won't last long in this heat.

393

Fire Down Below (20)

You find some old sterno-flavored Hob-Os and gobble down the whole roll all at once.

519

First Eye Blind (10)

You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the eye! Ouch!

367

Foul Hand (20)

Ah. Somebody has let their cat use this pocket as a litterbox. Fantastic.

332

Foul Hand (20)

Eww, someone clearly let their pet ferret live in this pocket.

372

Foul Hand (20)

Great. Somebody was saving a pocket full of rat droppings.

598

Foul Hand (20)

Somebody was keeping their wet dog hair in this pocket.

258

Foul Hand (20)

That pocket contained a whole herd of stinkbugs.

323

Foul Hand (20)

That pocket had a tiny dollhouse toilet in it.

62

Foul Hand (20)

That pocket was full of loose garbage.

216

Foul Hand (20)

That pocket was full of sewer scrapings. Blech.

85

Foul Hand (20)

Ugh, somebody was using this pocket as an impromptu compost bin.

224

Foul Hand (20)

The pocket is currently empty, but you can tell with 100% certainty that it used to contain a skunk.

432

Foul Hand (20)

This pocket has a fish in it, and judging bythe smell, it's been there for at least three days.

102

Fresh Scent (50)

Oh, some deoderant! Might as well freshen up.

178

Frosty Hand (20)

Ah, somebody was keeping a sno-cone in this pocket.

256

Frosty Hand (20)

Oof, that pocket was full of mentholatum.

410

Frosty Hand (20)

That pocket contained a loose scoop of ice cream.

464

Frosty Hand (20)

That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.

535

Frosty Hand (20)

That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.

663

Frosty Hand (20)

The pocket was full of dry ice.

240

Frosty Hand (20)

The pocket was full of some kind of futuristic ice cream.

562

Frosty Hand (20)

This pocket had a couple of drams of liquid nitrogen in it.

120

Frosty Hand (20)

This pocket is full of hailstones the size of golf balls!

514

Frosty Hand (20)

Somebody was apparently saving a pocket full of snow from last winter.

160

Frozen Hands (50)

That pocket was apparently full of snow.

195

Funky Coal Patina (80)

Like a tiny volcano your pocket erupts, and now you're covered in dust.

96

Gleaming White Teeth (30)
Winning Smile (20)

Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!

547

Gleaming White Teeth (60)

You discover an industrial grade single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.

592

Go-Gone (50)

Embroidered inside this pocket is a picture of a pair of boots. It makes you feel things!

543

Hairy Palms (50)

Eww, a pocket full of lotion? Why?

80

Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Blood-Rich (30)

You put your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow!

461

Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)

You slide your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ouch!

576

Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
It's Soporiffic! (40)

You thrust your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Dang!

10

Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Space Cowboy (30)

You jam your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Darnit!

150

Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Vented Spleen (40)

You drive your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeow!

416

Heal Thy Nanoself (50)

Yeowch! You just jabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?

155

Hippy Stench (50)

You don't know what exactly you just touched in there, but now

386

Hot Hands (10)

Ah jeez, it's full of hot ashes!

226

Incensed (80)

Incense pocket?

352

It's Electric! (50)

You stick your hand into the pocket and get a tremendous shock!

73

It's Soporiffic! (40)
Vented Spleen (40)

You press your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yikes!

179

It's Soporiffic! (80)

You prick your finger on something in your pocket, and feel... strange.

244

Itchy Trigger Finger (30)

That pocket was apparently full of itching powder.

365

Jazz Hands (80)

A bar of soap? Wait, what are your hands doing now?

509

Jittery (90)

This pocket is not your cup of tea. It's somebody else's, which you drink quickly before they notice.

209

Joke-Mad (20 turns)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't go to work? A: Lazy bones."

119

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: How does a skeleton know what's about to happen? A: He feels it in his bones."

387

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton bring to the picnic? A: Spare ribs."

272

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton chef say? A: Bone Apetit!"

433

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton serve his tea in? A: Bone china."

307

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone.

513

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instruments can a skeleton NOT play. A: His organs."

112

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What is a skeleton's favorite competitive college sport? A: Skeleton crew."

163

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to school? A: His heart wasn't in it."

260

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts."

437

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons stay so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin."

188

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons tell so many jokes? A: Because they're very humerus."

370

Joke-Mad (20)

This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why don't skeletons watch horror movies? A: They don't have the stomach for it."

6

Just the Brown Ones (20)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)

"Leyline Wads," read the label on the box of brown candies you just found in your pocket and downed without a thought.

202

Just the Brown Ones (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)

What's brown and greasey and in your digestive tract? The weird candy you found in your pocket.

61

Just the Brown Ones (40)
Fire Down Below (10)

What's brown and sweet and hot all over? Chocolate coated fireballs. Like the one you just found and ate.

211

Just the Brown Ones (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)

What's brown and smells like poop? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now. Seriously, you just took it out of your fetid pocket and ate it.

406

Just the Brown Ones (40)
Scariberi (10)

What's brown and spooky? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now.

435

Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)

Finding a tan lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.

24

Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)

Finding an coppery lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.

107

Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)

Finding an ochre lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.

596

Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)

Well, the large brown capsule you found in your pocket wasn't meant to be eaten, right? It took a strong person to use it.

638

Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)

Whatever the brown candy you just found in your pocket was, it sure made you feel confident.

316

Just the Brown Ones (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)

Who's got to thumgs and just ate some freezing cold brown candy that they found in their pocket? You. (point your thumbs at yourself.)

384

Just the Brown Ones (80)

You find a small packet of candy and you eat it without even looking at it!

451

Knob Goblin Perfume (20)

You find a bottle in your pocket, fumble it, and are now covered in perfume.

290

Litterbug (20)

You find a gum wrapper which you casually toss aside, you monster.

110

Mallowed Out (10)

Huh, a gigantic calorie-free roasted marshmallow? What will they think of next?

617

Medieval Mage Mayhem (60)

Huh, an old scroll. Can't hurt to read it aloud, right?

320

Milk Studly (20)
Refuse Reflux (10)

Oh, goodie, someone picked chocolate protein pills out of the garbage and put them in your mouth! (Well, they put them in a pocket, you put them in your mouth.)

36

Milk Studly (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)

Whoever owned this pocket was obviously trying to bulk up up with their grease pills and protein pills. I guess you are as well.

254

Milk Studly (40)
Fire Down Below (10)

The combination of cinnamon and chocolate candies that you just pulled from your pocket? Not too bad.

555

Milk Studly (40)
Scariberi (10)

Chocolate covered strawberries. Delightful! Horrible!

170

Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)

There's some fancy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.

611

Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)

There's some chewy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.

650

Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)

There's some mystical nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.

321

Milk Studly (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)

This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a large handful.

388

Milk Studly (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)

This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a moxious selection.

394

Milk Studly (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)

This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a wise helping.

400

Milk Studly (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)

Reaching into your refrigerated pocket, you pull out an ice cold chocolate dud and pop it in your mouth.

140

Milk Studly (80)

You find some long forgotten candy and you eat it without even looking at it!

318

Missing Fingers (10)

Ah, good. That pocket contained a spring-loaded cigar cutter.

278

Muscularrr (80)

You discover a wadded up pirate brochure which you quickly read and then discard.

595

Mystic Pickleness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Ugh.

48

Mystic Pickleness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. What is wrong with you?

573

Mystic Pickleness (80)

Oh nice, gum! Hmm, what flavor is this?

466

Mystically Oiled (50)

You find some ointment in that pocket and decide to rub it all over yourself.

257

Nasty Hand (20)

Augh, it's full of old fryer oil. Some hippy was probably saving it to use as fuel for their terrible van.

43

Nasty Hand (20)

Ew, that pocket was full of shaving cream.

635

Nasty Hand (20)

Eww, it's full of bacon grease

624

Nasty Hand (20)

Gross, that pocket was full of greasy old barber hair.

314

Nasty Hand (20)

Somebody was apparently using this pocket to store their loose lard.

436

Nasty Hand (20)

That pocket was full of used napkins from a pizzeria.

192

Nasty Hand (20)

The pocket was full of butter. Yuck.

232

Nasty Hand (20)

The pocket was full of half-evaporated cologne.

134

Nasty Hand (20)

The pocket was full of old pudding.

264

Nasty Hand (20)

This pocket is full of motor oil.

39

Nasty, Nasty Breath (50)

Oh nice, gum! Ugh, what flavor is this?

128

Night Vision (20)
20/20 Vision (40)

You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.

364

Night Vision (20)
Seeing Colors (20)

You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.

339

Night Vision (50)

You find a pair of single-use military grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.

521

Nuts about Candy (80)

You get so excited about what kind of candy this pocket might contain that you forget to finish searching it!

159

Ocelot Eyes

Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!

242

♫ Ode to Booze (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

645

Old School Pompadour (50)

You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.

657

One For Tea (50)

A mug of freshly brewed tea? What? How?

213

Overconfident (20)

In this pocket you find more confidence than is appropriate for one person.

542

♫ Polka of Plenty (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

100

Pork Power (80)

Pork pocket!

9

♫ Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

401

Radium Radicality (20)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (20)

You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Foul.

449

Radium Radicality (20)
Wintergreen Warmongery (20)

You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Gross.

2

Radium Radicality (50)

You find a small bag of strange potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.

637

Refuse Reflux (20)

You find some old garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os and slam down the whole roll all at once.

549

Saucefingers (10)

Ah. This pocket is apparently where you keep your loose spaghetti sauce.

64

Scariberi (20)

You find some old strawberry-flavored Hob-Os and chomp down on the whole roll all at once.

164

Seeing Colors (20)
20/20 Vision (40)

You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.

418

Seeing Colors (50)

You find a pair of single-use magical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.

652

That pocket had a portable barbecue grill in it. Extremely portable.

253

Ahhh! Pocket full of fire! Pocket full of fire!

214

Ow, that pocket had a curling iron in it, and it was still plugged in!

56

That pocket contained a tiny campfire.

608

That pocket contained a very small amount of molten lava.

231

This pocket is full of scalding coffee.

371

This pocket was somehow full of boiling water.

72

Turns out it's just a pocket full of steam.

221

Yow, it's full of hot coals!

579

Yow, that pocket had a lit candle in it!

239

Yowch, that pocket contained a dollhouse fireplace, and the fire was lit!

66

Sleazy Hands (10)

Ew, it's full of bacon grease!

544

Slimy Hands (50)

You are revolted to discover that that pocket is full of discarded oyster shells.

271

Sludgesick (80)

You find a popsicle! You finish it off before it has a chance to melt. It was disgusting.

507

Smokin' (50)

A lit cigarette? Wait, your pocket is on fire! You manage to put it out, but now there's a thick haze all around you.

90

Sourpuss (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)

You'd never take random pills that you found in your occult pocket. But candy, why not? Now you've just got to reconcile your sour and gross feelings.

18

Sourpuss (40)
Fire Down Below (10)

The candy you just found in your pocket and ate reminds you vaguelly of Tom Yum soup. Hot and Sour. Not bad.

527

Sourpuss (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)

What do you call a super sour burp? No, seriously, you need to know, because the candy you just ate from your pocket has taken you to new levels of yeuch.

615

Sourpuss (40)
Scariberi (10)

You just invented a new flavor, spour. Well, your pocket invented it.

77

Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)

Sour and savoir faire, that's what you just pulled from your pocket and popped in your mouth.

391

Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)

The sour taste in your mouth from the random pocket candy doesn't kill you, so you'll probably be stronger.

204

Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)

After thoughtlessly eating the candy you found in your pocke, your realize that maybe you need to work on your wisdom.

380

Sourpuss (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)

There's some candy in this pocket. After eating them, your mouth is so puckered that you build muscles just trying to keep your mouth from imploding.

341

Sourpuss (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)

You pop some candys from your pocket into your mouth. One of them is so sour, that you start to pucker, but you manage to shape your lips into a stylish pose.

558

Sourpuss (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)

Well, the sum of the candy you just found and ate is a delightfully sour chill. Too bad you didn't read the labels.

349

Sourpuss (80)

Candy, nice! You pop it into your mouth and it is SO SOUR, omigod.

329

Space Cowboy (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)

You move your hand into your pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles

273

Space Cowboy (30)
Vented Spleen (40)

You ram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Blech.

501

Space Cowboy (60)

you prick your finger on something in your pocket and feel...weird

458

Spicy Limeness (40)
Mystic Pickleness (40)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Gross!

266

Spicy Limeness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. That's disgusting.

125

Spicy Limeness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. You need help.

480

Spicy Limeness (80)

Oh nice, gum! Huh, what flavor is this?

625

Spicy Mouth (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)

You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Sigh.

368

Spicy Mouth (80)

Oh nice, gum! Whoa, what flavor is this?

337

Spooky Hand (20)

A bat flies out of the pocket. Yikes!

11

Spooky Hand (20)

A raven flies out of the pocket, glares at you, and flies off into the night. Sinister!

446

Spooky Hand (20)

Aaaaargh! Pocket full of blood!

42

Spooky Hand (20)

Oh no, that pocket was full of unearthly moaning!

385

Spooky Hand (20)

Oh no! That pocket was full of spiders!

138

Spooky Hand (20)

Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!

499

Spooky Hand (20)

That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.

23

Spooky Hand (20)

That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.

516

Spooky Hand (20)

That pocket contains a chorus of ghostly wailing!

620

Spooky Hand (20)

That pocket was full of dark secrets. You shudder.

634

Spooky Hand (20)

Yikes! That pocket contained a startling noise!

641

Spooky Hands (10)

Augh, it's full of grave dirt!

247

♫ Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

156

Sticky Fingers (10)

Gross, it was a pocket full of tree sap.

471

Sticky Hands (30)

Apparently that pocket was full of tar.

289

Stinking Cloud (80)

Ugh, a pocket full of lit cigars!

382

Stinky Hands (10)

Ew, it's full of rat droppings!

633

Strong Grip (60)

You find a hand exerciser and give yourself a manual workout.

293

Stuck-Up Hair (50)

You stick your hand into the pocket and get a mighty shock!

5

Super Vision (40)

Inside the pocket you discover a button, which you press! Things immediately get weird.

193

Tetanus (10)

You're not sure what exactly was in the pocket, but it was sharp and rusty! Ow!

539

Tetanus (10)
Blood-Rich (30)

You cram your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

302

Tetanus (10)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)

You mash your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

261

Tetanus (10)
Heal Thy Nanoself (20)

You jam your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

319

Tetanus (10)
It's Soporiffic! (40)

You slide your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

309

Tetanus (10)
Space Cowboy (30)

You push your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

32

Tetanus (10)
Vented Spleen (40)

You reach into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!

379

The Halls of Moxiousness (40)

Oh rad, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.

68

The Halls of Muscularity (40)

Oh good, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.

147

The Halls of Mysticality (40)

Oh nice, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.

234

♫ The Sonata of Sneakiness (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

342

The Strength... of the Future (40)

Candy! No, wait. That was drugs.

198

The Style... of the Future (40)

Candy! No, uhh... That was drugs.

180

The Wisdom... of the Future (40)

Candy! No, hmm. That was drugs.

95

Thick-Skinned (60)

This pocket was coated in a weird cream. Now it's all over you.

575

Tundra Mouth (20)

You find some old frostbite-flavored Hob-Os and scarf down the whole roll all at once.

185

Twinklebritches (80)

You find a... switch? Which you flip, and suddenly your lower half is glowing!

412

♫ Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20)

You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.

59

Vented Spleen (80)

Ouch! Something just jabbed into a vein on your hand, and now your arteries are throbbing.

552

A giant arrow flies out of the pocket, zooms around, and then settles a few feet about your head, pointing directly at you.

626

A haunting melody floats out of the pocket and you can't help but hum along as loudly as you can.

154

A poltergiest flies out of the pocket when you open the flap and starts following you around screeching, "over here, look over here!"

53

This pocket is filled with neon paint, and when you try to wipe it off, you get it all over yourself.

336