User:LoopyChew
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He launches a stick of dynamite at you, while raving madly. This is brilliant to him, and painful to you. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!
He hurls a length of string at you while ballroom dancing, and you get all tango'd up in it and trip over. Eek! Ugh! Argh!
He launches a stick of dynamite at you, but misses and ends up burning the floor.
He hurls a length of string at you, but you quickstep out of the way.
You gain 11-12 <substat>.
Notes
- Initially started as a Disco Bandit. Has, to date, ascended eleven times, of which ten were Hardcore. His ascension history to date can be found in his signature in the KoL forums.
- Member of the private clan Furniture Warriors.
- Frequent browser and occasional poster to both the Forums and the Sored and Saucery community on LiveJournal. Has been known to pluralize "forums" as "fora" occasionally.
- Has unlocked 45 tattoos, of which 12 are the standard and one-shiny class tattoos; 21 trophies, inculding the Yeti trophies, This Lousy Trophy, and the Crimbo 2006 trophies; and contributed a marginal amount of meat and booze to the Council's efforts against the Penguin Mafia.
- Goals include being a recognized Haiclue master on forums and, after making all skills HP and attaining an Oxycore suit, reaching L15 and attempting a single, continuous run in Fernswarthy's Basement until, at least, he reaches the elusive -1 Bottles of Beer on a Golem.
