User:Nappa

You're fighting a Dawnie Hooligan

Looks like Nappa couldn't find his club, so he'll club you with his sword to satisfy his recommended daily intake of hooligan-aggression. Painful!

You prepare to attack, but after you blink your eyes you feel something's... missing. Looking at the sword of your opponent, you see a fresh chunk of meat has been pierced on it. You feel blood beginning to spill from your body where your <kidney> used to be. Wha? Argh! Eek! Ouch! Eek!

The Dawnie Hooligan grins a menacing grin. Menacing as in "really really vicious, so vicious, there's no way you can beat this guy up". You decide to save him the effort of attacking by giving yourself a beating with your weapon. You feel dirty. Argh! Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

You quickly disguise yourself as a rock to avoid being noticed as an enemy. It works - but he is bored and throws this 'nice big rock' through a nearby window. Ugh! Ouch!

He stands there, polishing his sword with a broken skull. Fortunately, it's not yours.

He tries to smash your face in with a headbutt, but your bad breath makes him stagger back. Lucky!

He shouts "Shi-shuu! Kop-keeh!". You have no idea what it means except that he's not attacking you.

You gain 1 <substat>.

About

I'm just the normal standard low profile player. Nothing special really! Before ascension rolled out I already had an account but got bored and the account got deleted for inactivity. A while after ascensions were implemented I got back, kinda sad my old account and goodies were gone. Oh well, I'm not the only one that had it happen =).

Playing

Softcore is not for me unless there would be a special reason for it. Oh yeah, tattoos. Maybe later, then :P. My first few ascensions were softcore but hardcore is more my style, and while picking up skills and experience slightly getting better at it.

My first goal was to complete all HCO runs before NS13, which was successful in runs ranging from 14-19 days. The last one of those was fastest, Sauceror in 14 days using 666 turns.

My fastest non-HCO run turnwise (counted from Noob to beating the NS; i hate it that any subsequent turns/days used for farming etc also show up in the logs!) was a HC Boozetafarian Accordeon Thief, completed in 606 turns (5 days). Fastest non-HCO run daywise was a 4-day no path Seal Clubber, taking advantage of double stat days. It's listed as 774 turns but the noob-to-NS time was around 700ish, farming my leftover turns.

My current goals in the game are, in no particular order: getting more useful HC skills permed; breaking my personal speed records for HC; getting filthy rich; and doing some more HCO runs.

My resources

• The KoL wiki ofcourse!
• Subjunctive area difficulty -- handy!
• Door code solver
• Familiar tool (with parser)
• KoL Mafia - for in-between runs farming and quick familiar leveling
• Noblesse Oblige's Calendar of Loathing. How could I forget?

My Hardcore Checklist

For my convenience I keep a checklist during my run. I just store it as text file and fill in the stuff already completed/discovered. It was originally based on a version I found on the wiki, I have no clue if it's still there but I added and changed a lot during all my runs. If you're interested in a text copy,and a copy/paste from here does not work, contact me on KoL (Nappa, #677639) or on my talk page. Or if you want to flame or praise it :P.

Strange Leaflet Codes: Not on the wiki ;)
Castle quest:
[ ] Furry fur
[ ] Giant needle
[ ] Awful poetry journal

Spookyraven Mansion:
[ ] Find Mansion
[ ] Library key ([ ] Pool Cue, [ ] Chalk)
[ ] Gallery key ([ ] Unlock key adventure in library)
[ ] Stairs
[ ] Ballroom key

Louvre directions:
[ ] Muscle		[ ] Vangoghbitussin
[ ] Mysticality		[ ] Pinot Renoir
[ ] Moxie		[ ] Manetwich 

The Doors:
[ ] Wussiness Potion
[ ] "Candy"
[ ] Thin Black Candle

The Keys:
[ ] Boris's		[ ] Digital
[ ] Sneaky Pete's	[ ] Skeleton ([ ] Skeleton Bone [ ] Loose Teeth)
[ ] Jarlsberg's		[ ] Richard's Star
[ ] Zappable DD items

The Chamber:
[ ] 4 Red Pixel Potions (if you don't have funkslinging)

The Perplexing Door/Star items: (Stars,Lines)
[ ] Star Sword (7,4);	Totals: (20,14)
    or Staff (6,5);	Totals: (19,15)
    or Crossbow (5,6)	Totals: (18,16)
[ ] Star Hat (5,3)
[ ] Star Key (8,7)

Mariachis:
[ ] Stolen Accordion 
[ ] Guitarrr or Banjo
[ ] Bone Rattle   ([ ] Broken Skull     [ ] Skeleton Bone   )
    or Tambourine ([ ] Tambourine Bells [ ] Gnollish Pie Tin)

The Tower:
[ ] Can of Hair Spray		[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[ ] Spider Web			[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Razor-Sharp Can Lid		[ ] Meat Vortex`
[ ] Baseball			[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedo
[ ] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit		[ ] Chaos Butterfly
[ ] Disease			[ ] NG 

The Final Fight:
[ ] WAND of Nagamar 

NS Familiars:
To beat:		Use a 20+ lb:
Angry Goat		Mosquito	
Barrrnacle		Angry Goat	
Levitating Potato	Barrrnacle	
Mosquito		Sabre-Toothed Lime	
Sabre-Toothed Lime	Levitating Potato

Possible needs for:
   Trinkets:		Zapping:
- Sweet rims		- DD items
- Dingy planks		- Fence
- Banjo strings 	- Letters
- Ten leaf clover	- Outfits
			- Valley Scrolls

Before ascension:
- untinker meatcar
- do nemisis quest + minimap quests
- balloon monkey in door
- blowup wand, chefs
- get fuzzy dice/toaster

Also check

• Ascension -- Some of my earlier ascension description(s).
• My favourite item! (that I also happen to be collecting)