User:Peter North

The Man of Our Time and Place

Peter North, eh? Everyone wants to know what's up with this colorful character.

"I hear he's addicted to Tang."

"Someone told me he had to eat upside down."

"I heard he made 'grown-up' movies."

"I heard his stomach serves as an incubator for an alien fetus."

First off, that's not true; I drink Tang because I like the taste.

And I've only eaten upside down two or three times since my last mission.

As for the alien fetus, I think Dr. Heywood Floyd put it best when he said, "I'm not at liberty to discuss this right now."

I don't even know where that movie thing came from.

Well, click the link in my user profile (#86766) if you have any further questions. You shouldn't, but remember that presents are always accepted.