User:Sephiroth

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/sephexe/KoL%20items/21881_2.gif Sephiroth (#21881) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/sephexe/KoL%20items/21881.gif

Clan: The Invisibles

A player found in /villa, /veteran, and /clan. Well known throughout most of the kingdom, and its forums, for having some of the worst spelling ever. He once held an Item #13 but sold it to gain access to /villa, and get his Mr. Exploiter.

Collects: one-winged stab bats

Anyone who knows Sephiroth through real life or KoL, please post your comments here, or link to things referring to Sephiroth.

• prolonged exposure to Sephiroth's typing has been know to cause (but not limited to) blindness, headaches, loose stools and head asplosions.

• It's believed that Sephiroth lives in a very cold climate. Perhaps he is an Eskimo that wears thick coats to keep warm. This would explain the appearance that he types while wearing mittens.

• Boozerbear has supposedly baleeted Sephiroth (who hasn't?)

Here are some actual samples of the philisophical genius that is Sephiroth. Watch out Hemingway!

sephiroth: Ohh tech has it well devo bought it for me so his lose LOL

sephiroth: people if devo just sent me a wang he is a dead man ! -hic-

sephiroth Throws a party and bring in a random cuircas ful of happy things like... a bear..

Sephiroth: yes but at leats mine once translated mean somehtign your mean I cant, yo!.... I can yo.

sephiroth: at a carnaval in school today I had a 3 way gay marage (I was bride)

sephiroth: Nope just nomrla and chessy althought I couldn't chew I still ahve the stichs in jaw 'till friday.

sephiroth: BR(Blonde Redhead) les.. or are you a guy.. I'm oaky with eiter.

sephiroth cuddle sup by ches legs liek soem giant cat thing...

sephiroth: Ya I think shaved is nicer.. I'm aslo 15 and a virgin.. and never hit 2nd base and shouldn't have a say in this LOL... -hic-

sephiroth: way new chef a-la boite !

sephiroth: well pleasure is mine my good sir I am sephiorth (the carrier ofthe disease sephalis, wich creates bad typing all around) -hic-

Sephiroth: lol liek pinky and the brain well gizmo is brain and pinky would be Blu (colorful idiots LOL)

Sephiroth grabs gyps pulls her close romanticly kises her and sets her down and exits smoothly (unitl he trips on a dictionary)

Sephiroth: I want tit to be her in 15 days.

Sephiroth: mtg around me you al type liek not sing a pineapple to type.

• Lest we not forget "the plan"

From Sephiroth (#21881) [reply] [quoted]

Date: Saturday, March 05, 11:22AM

this may sounf insane bu I ahve found a way to create perpetual power usig sunlight and other mateials ! basically destroyin electrcity bills and makign my invention a house hold items and well I get rich ! btu I reveal nothign more to avoid stealing of this idea

BTW this is spelled properly just codded in bad grammerness... bad grammer algarithm's...

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He's like the little brother we never had, or wanted.