Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)
Bulky Buddy Box
Shiny, metallic, and emblazoned on all eight sides with a comforting pink heart, this next generation pet rock called the Bulky Buddy Box will be sure to bring you luck on your varied and sundry hijinks throughout this crazy Kingdom!
The symptoms most commonly produced by exposure to the Bulky Buddy Box are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. Uncle Crimbo and Associates Corporation reminds you that the Bulky Buddy Box cannot speak. In the event that the Bulky Buddy Box does speak, the Corporation urges you to disregard its advice.
Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: Bulky Buddy Boxen)
When Used
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| You put the Bulky Buddy Box in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium. |
| You briefly feel a pang of remorse, before remembering that your terrarium isn't an incinerator. |
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| You decide to name him Wotchell. |
References
The box is a reference to the Weighted Companion Cube in Portal, such as the small text in the description, and where you have to dump it into an incinerator.
The plural 'boxen' is a reference to Brian Regan's stand-up comedy, specifically about not being able to spell in school.
