Bullet Bill

It punches you with its little arms. Ouch. Sort of. Ooh! Ooh!

It bores into you very, very slowly. It really, really hurts. Oof! Ouch!

It slowly flies toward you. You find yourself unable to step left or right to avoid it, and it knocks you over. Ow! Oof!

It flies toward you, but you smack it away. As it falls, another bullet bill appears, but this one is ten times as big. It flies to [sic] slowly to bore into you, but it does knock you down and crush you beneath it. Ow! Ooh!

It tries to punch you, but its arms are too short to actually connect.

Just as it's about to bore into you, a little guy in red overalls jumps on top of it. It falls directly through the ground and disappears. And so does he.

It slowly flies toward you. You dodge into the mysterious 3rd dimension.

It flies toward you again, but you duck and pull your cap down over your eyes. It flies directly over your head and out of sight.

You acquire an item: black pixel (80% chance)*

You acquire an item: black pixel (70% chance)*

You acquire an item: black pixel (60% chance)*

You gain 5 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Inexplicable Door.

References

• Bullet Bill is an enemy from the 1985 NES game, Super Mario Bros..