Bundle of Meat of Happiness

Bundle of Meat of Happiness
Monster ID	1301
Locations	A Grocery Bag
Hit Points	100
Attack	30
Defense	100
Initiative	100
Meat	80-120
Phylum	weird
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	meat, wrapper
Drops
Manuel	the kindest cold cut
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a bundle of Meat of Happiness

This isn't the kind of meat you spend at a store. It's a slab of muscle from an unspecified animal, cooked just hot enough to rid it of potential parasites and sear the outer layer, and served up warm and dripping for your pointy carnivore teeth to dig into. Unless you're some kind of hippy.

Hit Message(s):

The meat raises the steaks on the fight by lifting itself high into the air and smacking down on you with terminal force. Well done! Eek! Oof!

It uses its meat to tenderize you. Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The meat flips itself over and goes back on the grill for a few minutes.

It tries to tenderize you, but you're too tough for that kind of treatment.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

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Occurs at A Grocery Bag.