CRIMBCO Headquarters

CRIMBCO Headquarters is the home of CRIMBCO, the corporation running Crimbo 2010. It is found in the Big Mountains. Here you can find:

• CRIMBCO Cubicles

  Do mind-numbing "work" in exchange for "payment."

• CRIMBCO Cafeteria

  Buy food or booze from the company cafeteria. Accepts meat or CRIMBCO scrip (if you have any, you slacker).

• CRIMBCO Gift Shop

  Spend your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip at the company gift shop.

• Mr. Mination's Office

  Become an "employee" of CRIMBCO.