Camel's Toe
| Camel's Toe | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 541 |
| Locations | The Hole in the Sky |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 158 |
| Defense | 142 |
| No-Hit | 168 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | constellation |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | foot, leg, star, toe |
| Drops | line, line, star, star |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Camel's ToeThis constellation resembles the toes and ankle of a giant celestial camel. The rest of the camel has yet to be located in the night sky -- astrologers believe it probably died from lung cancer. Astronomers think, of course, that that's a load of hooey, but have yet to propose any viable alternative theory.
Hit Message(s):
not known
It's joined by three more feet, legs, a hump, a head, and neck -- the celestial camel has reappeared at last! It spits a gob of white-hot gas at you, then dissipates into the ether again. Anticlimactic, really. Ooh! Argh! Eek! (hot damage)
It tries to kick you in the <head>, but you won't stand for being kicked.
It tries to poke you with a toenail, but you give it a quick manicure.
It tries to smack you with its ankle bone, but fails. Looks like the ankle bone is its achilles heel.
It tries to stomp on you, but you make sure you're between the toes when it lands, and it doesn't hurt.
It lifts into the air to stomp you, but you cover it with a comfortable, loose-fitting garment and it disappears for a while. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: star (? chance)* |
| You acquire an item: star (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: line (? chance)* |
| You acquire an item: line (? chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
References
- "Astrologers believe it probably died from lung cancer" is a reference to Joe Camel, the infamous mascot of Camel cigarettes.
- Camel Toe is a slang term for a woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing.
