Camp cook

Camp cook
Monster ID	1904
Locations	Investigating a Plaintive Telegram
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	50
Meat	unknown
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans, plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas, plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a camp cook

As you're riding through a box canyon on the way to Jeff's mine, you're ambushed by a spoon-wielding madman. You wonder how long he's been out here in the wilderness. You wonder how he got here. You wonder where he got that spoon.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

The camp cook proves to you that beans are indeed the most magical fruit.

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

He tries to cast some sort of spell, but nothing happens except for an unpleasant smell. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.