Cast Away

The pirate ship encounters a small island, and you row ashore to check it out. You find a thin, bedraggled man sitting on a handmade bamboo bench next to a basketball, staring out at the sea. "Hey there. Er... what's up?" you ask.

The man ponders this question for a moment, then answers serenely: "Life is like a FedEx box. You never know what you're gonna get."

"You mean, like a basketball?"

"Sometimes, yep. Ice skates too, sometimes. Useful things, ice skates."

He proceeds to tell you his entire life story, pretty much as you expected. It's a reasonably interesting tale, though, and the guy's slowness makes you feel pretty moxious by comparison.

You gain 250-350 Cheek.

(22,62); (30,35); (60,5); (83,45); (185,98)

References

• The Castaway's Island adventure is a reference to the films Cast Away and Forrest Gump both starring Tom Hanks.

See Also

• Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty
• Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty (Map)