Cat-alien

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This is a cat whose DNA has been fused with alien DNA from a comet that hit the moons. As if a cat weren't bad-tempered and dangerous enough, now it's got two sets of freaky-sharp teeth. You get the jump on it.

You fish around in your opponent's pocket, but you don't find anything.

It leaps at your face and scratches you with its needle-sharp claws. You're not sure if that was the cat part talking, or the alien part. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Oof!

You lose 29 hit points.