Caugr
| Caugr | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1913 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, horns, leg, tail, torso |
| Drops | rotting beefsteak |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a caugrAmidst the corpses of Cavalry soldiers in the army-fort-turned-horrifying-cow-nightmare you find the corpse of a cow. No, wait, it's a live cow. No, wait, it's a zombie cow.
Hit Message(s):
It stampedes you, if it's accurate to say 'stampede' when there's only one animal involved. Regardless, it hurts. Ooh! Ow! Argh!
The cow groans and kicks you in the <nipple>. Now it's your turn to groan. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
The zombie cow gores you with its horns. As if there wasn't enough gore around here already. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
The zombie cow knocks you down and grazes on your brains. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!
The cow groans and tries to kick you, but its leg falls off. So it groans some more instead.
The zombie cow tries to trample you, but misses, so it's really just sort of walking around.
You grab the bull by the horns. And I've just realized that I have no idea what that idom is supposed to mean.
not known
 | You acquire an item: rotting beefsteak (% chance)* |
Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.
Notes
- The introductory text varies depending on the quest:
- Missing Pioneer Daughter:
- Amidst the corpses of Cavalry soldiers in the army-fort-turned-horrifying-cow-nightmare you find the corpse of a cow. No, wait, it's a live cow. No, wait, it's a zombie cow.
