Caveman Dan

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Caveman Dan
Monster ID 1621
Locations A Cave
Hit Points 300
Attack ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops Caveman Dan's favorite rock, 20 Chroners
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Caveman Dan You're fighting Caveman Dan

You enter the cave, and meet... well, a caveman. He looks pretty much like all the other cavemen. I guess that's kind of racist. I'm sorry.

"Ungh!" he shouts at you. "What you in here? How you get password?"

"Well," you say, "it's kind of a long story, but first I..."

"It rhetorical question! Me not care! I smash!"

"Have you guys invented diplomacy yet?"

"No!"

Hit Message(s):

He smashes you with his club. It's a primitive form of martial arts, but still effective. Eek! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: Caveman Dan's favorite rock (100% chance)*
You acquire 20 Chroner (100% chance)*
You gain X <substat>.

Occurs at A Cave.