Template:FEATURE Resources of Loathing
Copper? What's copper?
The Kingdom's resources may be a parody of games such as Runescape, where materials such as copper and iron can be smithed into items. In the Kingdom, though, different materials are in abundance. The most basic is meat, in the form of meat stacks. Miners regularly dig up asbestos, linoleum and chrome ores from the living rock. If you were around for White Wednesday, you may have recieved some precious petrified time with which to craft a temporal suit. Rarer resources include the Pork Elf gems Baconstone, Porquoise and Hamethyst and the Hardcore reward items that are made out of stainless steel, like the stainless steel scarf. The strongest, clearest and most indestructible material in the Kingdom is the difficult-to-acquire Plexiglass, and is used to make such powerful items as plexiglass pants and plexiglass pocketwatches.
