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Alternate plurals (to be confirmed in-game); remove the * if confirmed:
Items whose plurals (although weird) do not belong on the list above (confirmed):
Neuromancer = neuromancers
Items that get an !
*One at a time non-tradable
*Non-existent
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|'Villa' document = 'Villa' documents
|1-ball = 1-balls
|1.21 jigawatts = handfuls of groups of 1.21 jigawatts
|100-Watt bulb = 100-Watt bulbs
|1337 7r0uZ0RZ = p41r5 0f 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
|2-ball = 2-balls
|25-meat staff = 25-meat staves
|3-ball = 3-balls
|30669 scroll = 30669 scrolls
|31337 scroll = 31337 scrolls
|33398 scroll = 33398 scrolls
|334 scroll = 334 scrolls
|4-ball = 4-balls
|5-Alarm Saucepan = 5-Alarm Saucepans
|5-ball = 5-balls
|6-ball = 6-balls
|64067 scroll = 64067 scrolls
|64735 scroll = 64735 scrolls
|668 scroll = 668 scrolls
|7-ball = 7-balls
|7-Foot Dwarven mattock = 7-Foot Dwarven mattocks
|8-ball = 8-balls
|9-ball = 9-balls
|a little sump'm sump'm = little sump'm sump'ms
|abominable snowcone = abominable snowcones
|abridged dictionary = !
|acid-squirting flower = acid-squirting flowers
|acoustic guitarrr = acoustic guitarrrs
|Acqua Del Piatto Merlot = bottles of Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
|Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet = bottles of Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
|action figure body = !
|action figure head = !
|alarming strawberry juice = !
|all-purpose flower = all-purpose flowers
|alpha-mail pants = alpha-mail pantses, preciousss
|alphabet gum = wads of alphabet gum
|aluminum wand = !
|amulet of extreme plot significance = amulets of extreme plot significance
|ancient frozen dinner = ancient frozen dinners
|Ancient Saucehelm = Ancient Saucehelms
|angel-food cake = angel-food cakes
|Angry Farmer candy = Angry Farmer candies
|anniversary balloon = anniversary balloons
|annoying pitchfork = annoying pitchforks
|anti-anti-antidote = anti-anti-antidotes
|anticheese = anticheeses
|antique greaves = antique greaveses
|antique helmet = antique helmets
|antique shield = antique shields
|antique spear = antique spears
|apathetic lizardman doll = apathetic lizardman dolls
|around the world = around the worlds
|arrow'd heart balloon = arrow'd heart balloons
|arrrgyle socks = pairs of arrrgyle socks
|arse-a'fire elixir = arse-a'fire elixirs*!
|arse-shooting crossbow = !
|asbestos crossbow = asbestos crossbows
|asbestos crossbow string = asbestos crossbow strings
|asbestos helmet turtle = asbestos helmet turtles
|asbestos meat stack = asbestos meat stacks
|asbestos ore = chunks of asbestos ore
|asbestos staff = asbestos staves
|asbestos stick = asbestos sticks
|asbestos sword = asbestos swords
|asbestos sword hilt = asbestos sword hilts
|ascension pill = !
|Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt = ?
|asparagus knife = asparagus knives
|asparagus lo mein = plates of asparagus lo-mein
|asparagus stir-fry = plates of asparagus stir-fry
|aspirin = aspirins
|asshat = asshats
|astral badger = astral badgers
|astral mushroom = astral mushrooms
|astronaut ice-cream = bricks of astronaut ice cream
|attention spanner = attention spanners
|Au Jus Gezund Heit = !
|automatic catapult = automatic catapults
|awful poetry journal = awful poetry journals
|baby killer bee = baby killer bees
|babycakes = piles of babycakes
|baconstone = baconstones
|baconstone bracelet = baconstone bracelets
|baconstone earring = baconstone earrings
|baconstone pendant = baconstone pendants
|baconstone ring = baconstone rings
|badass belt = badass belts
|badger badge = badger badges
|bag of airline peanuts = bags of airline peanuts
|bag of Cheat-Os = bags of Cheat-Os
|balaclava = balaclavas
|balaclava baklava = balaclava baklavas
|ball = balls
|balloon helmet = balloon helmets
|balloon monkey = balloon monkeys
|balloon sword = balloon swords
|bamboo bokuto = bamboo bokuto
|banjo strings = sets of banjo strings
|bar skin = bar skins
|barbed-wire fence = barbed-wire fences
|Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip = ?
|Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle = Baron Von Ratsworth's monocles
|Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat = Baron Von Ratsworth's tophats
|barrrnacle = barrrnacles
|barskin hat = barskin hats
|barskin tent = barskin tents
|bartender-in-the-box = bartenders-in-the-box
|bartender-skull-in-the-box = bartender-skulls-in-the-box
|bartender skull = bartender skulls
|baseball = baseballs
|basic meat crossbow = basic meat crossbows
|basic meat fez = basic meat feces
|basic meat foon = basic meat foons
|basic meat helmet = basic meat helmets
|basic meat kilt = basic meat kilts
|basic meat pants = pairs of basic meat pants
|basic meat skirt = basic meat skirts
|basic meat spork = basic meat sporks
|basic meat staff = basic meat staves
|basic meat sword = basic meat swords
|bat guano = bat guanos
|bat haggis = bat haggises
|bat wing = bat wings
|bat wing chow mein = plates of bat wing chow mein
|bat wing kabob = bat wing kabobs
|bat wing stir-fry = plates of bat wing stir-fry
|batblade = batblades
|batgut = batguts
|batskin belt = batskin belts
|bean burrito = bean burritos
|beanbag chair = beanbag chairs
|beans = hills of beans
|beer cartilage = beer cartilagia
|beer goggles = pairs of beer goggles
|beer lens = beer lenses
|beertini = beertinis
|beet = ?
|bejeweled accordion strap = bejeweled accordion straps
|bell-shaped Crimbo cookie = bell-shaped Crimbo cookies
|big ol' trophy = !
|big red clown nose = big red clown noses
|big rock = big rocks
|big stick = big sticks
|Bigger Bugfinder Blade = ?
|bigger stick = bigger sticks
|bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme = Bel biv devoe glaives-guisarmes
|birthday candle = birthday candles
|birthday party jellybean cheesecake = birthday party jellybean cheesecakes
|Bit O' Ectoplasm = Bytes O' Ectoplasm
|bitchin' meatcar = bitchin' meatcars
|bizarre illegible sheet music = !
|Bjorn's Hammer = Bjorn's Hammers
|black lotus = black loti
|black paisley oyster egg = black paisley oyster eggs
|black pixel = black pixels
|black plastic oyster egg = black plastic oyster eggs
|black polka-dot oyster egg = black polka-dot oyster eggs
|black snowcone = snowcones black
|black striped oyster egg = black striped oyster eggs
|black velvet box = !
|blank white card = blank white cards*
|Blatantly Canadian = bottles of Blatantly Canadian
|bling-bling = units of bling
|blood-faced volleyball = blood-faced volleyballs
|blood flower = blood flowers
|blood of the Wereseal = bloods of the Wereseal
|bloody beer = bloody beers
|bloody clown pants = pairs of bloody clown pants
|bloody mary = bloodies mary
|blue-frosted astral cupcake = blue-frosted astral cupcakes
|blue paisley oyster egg = blue paisley oyster eggs
|blue pixel = blue pixels
|blue pixel potion = blue pixel potions
|blue plastic oyster egg = blue plastic oyster eggs
|blue polka-dot oyster egg = blue polka-dot oyster eggs
|blue ribbon = blue ribbons
|blue snowcone = snowcones blue
|blue striped oyster egg = blue striped oyster eggs
|blue traffic cone = !
|blue velvet cake = blue velvet cakes
|blundarrrbus = blundarrrbusses
|bodyslam = bodyslams
|bone collar = bone collars
|bone rattle = bone rattles
|Bonerdagon necklace = Bonerdagon necklaces
|boring spaghetti = bowls of boring spaghetti
|Boris's key = Boris's keys
|Boris's key lime = Boris's key limes
|Boris's key lime pie = Boris's key lime pies
|Boris's ring = Boris's rings
|Boss Bat bandana = !
|Boss Bat bling = units of Boss Bat bling
|Boss Bat britches = pairs of Boss Bat britches
|bottle of Calcutta Emerald = bottles of Calcutta Emerald
|bottle of Definit = bottles of Definit
|bottle of Domesticated Turkey = bottles of Domesticated Turkey
|bottle of gin = bottles of gin
|bottle of Jorge Sinsonte = bottles of Jorge Sinsonte
|bottle of Lieutenant Freeman = bottles of Lieutenant Freeman
|bottle of Monsieur Bubble = bottles of Monsieur Bubble
|bottle of Pinot Renoir = bottles of Pinot Renoir
|bottle of popskull = bottles of popskull
|bottle of rum = bottles of rum
|bottle of single-barrel whiskey = bottles of single-barrel whiskey
|bottle of tequila = bottles of tequila
|bottle of used blood = bottles of used blood
|bottle of Vangoghbitussin = bottles of Vangoghbitussin
|bottle of vodka = bottles of vodka
|bottle of whiskey = bottles of whiskey
|Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi = !
|bow = bows
|bow staff = bow staves
|bowl of cottage cheese = bowls of cottage cheese
|bowl of lucky charms = bowls of lucky charms
|bowl of oriole's nest soup = !
|bowlegged pants = pairs of bowlegged pants
|bowler = bowlers
|box-in-the-box-in-the-box = boxes-in-the-box-in-the-box
|box-in-the-box = boxes-in-the-box
|box = boxes
|box of birthday candles = !
|box of sunshine = boxes of sunshine
|boxed champagne = boxes of champagne
|boxed wine = boxes of wine
|braincracker sweet = !
|brains casserole = brains casseroles
|brainy skull = brainy skulls
|brass stinger = brass stingers
|Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air = cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
|brick = bricks
|bridge = !
|briefcase = briefcases
|Brimstone Chicken Sandwich = Brimstone Chicken Sandwiches
|brine = piles of brine
|briny vinegar = bottles of briny vinegar
|broken cellular phone = broken cellular phones
|broken skull = broken skulls
|broken sword = broken swords
|bubble bauble bow = bubble bauble bows
|bubblewrap crossbow = bubblewrap crossbows
|bubblewrap ore = chunks of bubblewrap ore
|bubblewrap staff = bubblewrap staves
|bubblewrap sword = bubblewrap swords
|bubbly potion = bubbly potions
|buckler buckle = buckler buckles
|buffalo blade = buffalo blades
|bugbear-smiting sword = !
|bugbear beanie = bugbear beanies
|bugbear bungguard = bugbear bungguards
|Bugfinder Blade = ?
|bum cheek = bum cheeks
|bunny liver = !
|caipifruta = caipifrutas
|calle de miel = calles de miel
|calle de miel with a fly in it = calles de miel with flies in them*
|calm attention-deficit demon = calm attention-deficit demons
|can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce = quivering cylinders of can-shaped cranberry sauce
|can cannon = can cannons
|can of Binarrrca = cans of Binarrrca
|can of fake snow = cans of fake snow
|can of hair spray = cans of hair spray
|can of maces = cans of maces
|can of Red Minotaur = cans of Red Minotaur
|candied kobold = candied kobolds
|candied yam pinky ring = candied yam pinky rings
|candied yams = candied yams
|candy brain = candy brains
|candy cane = candy canes
|candy cane pizza = !
|candycaine = !
|Cape of the Goblin King = ?
|cardboard crossbow = cardboard crossbows
|cardboard katana = cardboard katanas
|cardboard ore = chunks of cardboard ore
|cardboard staff = cardboard staves
|cardboard sword = cardboard swords
|cardboard wakizashi = cardboard wakizashis
|carob brownies = piles of carob brownies
|carob cannon = carob cannons
|carob chunk cookies = handfuls of carob chunk cookies
|carob chunk noodles = bowls of carob chunk noodles
|carob chunks = piles of carob chunks
|casino pass = casino passes
|cast = casts
|Cat-Herding Prod = !
|cat appendix = cat appendices
|catgut = catguts
|catgut taco = catgut tacos
|catsup = bottles of catsup
|cement shoes = ?
|Cerebral Cloche = Cerebral Cloches
|Cerebral Crossbow = Cerebral Crossbowen
|Cerebral Culottes = Cerebral Culotteses, preciousss
|Certificate of Participation = !
|chain-mail monokini = chain-mail monokinus
|chaos butterfly = chaos butterflies
|charrrm = charrrms
|charrrm bracelet = charrrm bracelets
|cheap plastic bottle opener = cheap plastic bottle openers
|cheap toaster = !
|cheap wind-up clock = cheap wind-up clocks
|chef's hat = chef's hats
|chef-in-the-box = chefs-in-the-box
|chef-skull-in-the-box = chef-skulls-in-the-box
|chef skull = chef skulls
|cherry = cherries
|cherry bomb = cherry bombs
|Cherry Cloaca Cola = Cherry Cloaca Colas
|Cheshire Bitten = ?
|chest of the Bonerdagon = !
|chewing gum on a string = chewing gums on strings
|Childrens' Meal of the Damned = ?
|chintzy accordion pin = chintzy accordion pins
|chintzy disco ball pendant = chintzy disco ball pendants
|chintzy noodle ring = chintzy noodle rings
|chintzy saucepan earring = chintzy saucepan earrings
|chintzy seal pendant = chintzy seal pendants
|chintzy turtle brooch = chintzy turtle brooches
|chocolate box = !
|chocolate spurs = sets of chocolate spurs
|chopsticks = pairs of chopsticks
|chorizo brownies = pans of chorizo brownies
|chorizo taco = chorizo tacos
|chrome crossbow = chrome crossbows
|chrome crossbow string = chrome crossbow strings
|chrome helmet turtle = chrome helmet turtles
|chrome meat stack = chrome meat stacks
|chrome ore = chunks of chrome ore
|chrome staff = chrome staves
|chrome stick = chrome sticks
|chrome sword = chrome swords
|chrome sword hilt = chrome sword hilts
|Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife = Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knives
|Cloaca-Cola = cans of Cloaca-Cola
|Cloaca-Cola c-rations = Cloaca-Cola c-rationses
|Cloaca-Cola fatigues = Cloaca-Cola fatigues
|Cloaca-Cola helmet = Cloaca-Cola helmets
|Cloaca-Cola knapsack = Cloaca-Cola knapsacks
|Cloaca-Cola shield = Cloaca-Cola shields
|Cloaca grenade = Cloaca grenades
|clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box = clockwork bartender-heads-in-the-boxes
|clockwork bartender-in-the-box = clockwork bartenders-in-the-boxes
|clockwork bartender head = clockwork bartender heads
|clockwork chef-head-in-the-box = clockwork chef-heads-in-the-boxes
|clockwork chef-in-the-box = clockwork chefs-in-the-boxes
|clockwork chef head = clockwork chef heads
|clockwork claws = sets of clockwork claws
|clockwork clockwise dome = clockwork clockwise domes
|clockwork counterclockwise dome = clockwork counterclockwise domes
|clockwork crossbow = clockwork crossbows
|clockwork detective skull = clockwork detective skulls
|clockwork doohickey = clockwork doohickeys
|clockwork endoskeleton = clockwork endoskeletons
|clockwork handle = clockwork handles
|clockwork hat = clockwork hats
|clockwork key = clockwork keys
|clockwork maid = clockwork maids
|clockwork maid head = clockwork maid heads
|clockwork pants = pairs of clockwork pants
|clockwork pirate skull = clockwork pirate skulls
|clockwork rings = sets of clockwork rings
|clockwork rod = clockwork rods
|clockwork shank = clockwork shanks
|clockwork sheet = clockwork sheets
|clockwork sphere = clockwork spheres
|clockwork spine = clockwork spines
|clockwork staff = clockwork staves
|clockwork sword = clockwork swords
|clockwork thingamajig = clockwork thingamajigs
|clockwork trench coat = clockwork trench coats
|clockwork widget = clockwork widgets
|cloudy potion = cloudy potions
|clown hammer = clown hammers
|clown shoes = pairs of clown shoes
|Cobb's Knob lab key = !
|cocktail onion = cocktail onions
|cocktailcrafting kit = cocktailcrafting kits
|cocoa egg = cocoa eggs
|cocoa eggshell fragment = cocoa eggshell fragments
|coconut bikini top = coconut bikini tops
|coconut shell = coconut shells
|Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration = Codexes of Capsaicin Conjuration
|coffee sprite = coffee sprites
|coffin lid = coffin lids
|cog = cogs
|cog and sprocket assembly = cog and sprocket assemblies
|cold and sour sauce = tureens of cold and sour sauce
|cold hi mein = hi, hi meins (too cold, too cold)
|Cold Hots candy = Cold Hots candies
|cold ninja mask = cold ninja masks
|cold nuggets = clusters of cold nuggets
|cold powder = piles of cold powder
|cold wad = cold wads
|cologne of contempt = colognes of contempt
|colored-light "necklace" = colored-light "necklaces"
|comfy blanket = comfy blankets
|Comma Chameleon egg = Comma Chameleon eggs
|concentrated cordial of concentration = concentrated cordials of concentration
|concentrated magicalness pill = concentrated magicalness pills
|congratulatory cake = congratulatory cakes
|Connery's Elixir of Audacity = Connery's Elixirs of Audacity
|consolation ribbon = consolation ribbon
|conspicuous lack of pants = !
|continuum transfunctioner = !
|cool mushroom = cool mushrooms
|cool mushroom casserole = cool mushroom casseroles
|cool mushroom wine = bottles of cool mushroom wine
|cool whip = cool whips
|cordial of concentration = cordials of concentration
|corn holder = corn holders
|cornuthaum = cornuthaums
|cosmic lemonade = cosmic lemonades, dude*!
|cottage = cottages
|cranberries = handfuls of cranberries
|cranmopolitan = !
|crazy bastard sword = crazy bastard swords
|crazy little Turkish delight = crazy little Turkish delights
|cream of pointy mushroom soup = cream of pointy mushroom soups
|crimbo elfling = ?
|Crimbo hat = Crimbo hats
|Crimbo pants = pairs of Crimbo pants
|Crimbo pressie = !
|Crimbo stocking = Crimbo stockings
|Crimbo sword = Crimbo swords
|crossbow string = crossbow strings
|crowbarrr = crowbarrrs
|Crown of the Goblin King = Crowns of the Goblin King
|crusty L-shaped piece of metal = crusty L-shaped pieces of metal
|cryptic puzzle box = !
|curdflinger = curdflingers
|custom avatar form = ?
|daisy = daisies
|dance card = dance cards
|Dark Jill-O-Lantern = Dark Jills-O-Lantern
|dark potion = dark potions
|deactivated MicroMechaMech = deactivated MicroMechaMechs
|dead guy's watch = dead guys' watches
|dead mimic = !
|deadly nightshade = deadly nightshades
|decorative fountain = decorative fountains
|defective skull = defective skulls
|deflated inflatable dodecapede = deflated inflatable dodecapedes
|Degrassi Knoll shopping list = !
|dehydrated caviar = piles of dehydrated caviar
|delectable catalyst = delectable catalysts
|delicious noodles = bowls of delicious noodles
|delicious spicy noodles = bowls of delicious spicy noodles
|demonskin trousers = pairs of demonskin trousers
|denim axe = denim axes
|dense meat crossbow = dense meat crossbows
|dense meat stack = dense meat stacks
|dense meat staff = dense meat staffs
|dense meat sword = dense meat swords
|dental pliers = pairs of dental pliers
|deodorant = cans of deoderant
|desiccated apricot = desiccated apricots
|detective skull = detective skulls
|devil's-food cake = devil's-food cakes
|diamond-studded cane = diamond-studded canes
|diamond-studded fronts = sets of diamond-studded fronts
|dictionary = !
|Diet Cloaca Cola = Diet Cloaca Colas
|digital key = digital keys
|dill = handfuls of dill
|dill potion = !
|dinghy plans = !
|dingy dinghy = !
|dingy planks = stacks of dingy planks
|dirty hobo gloves = pairs of dirty hobo gloves
|dirty martini = dirty martinis
|disassembled clover = disassembled clovers
|disbelief suspenders = pairs of disbelief suspenders
|Disco 'Fro Pick = Disco 'Fro Picks
|disco ball = disco balls
|Disco Banjo = Disco Banjos
|disco mask = disco masks
|disease = diseases
|disembodied brain = disembodied brains
|disembodied smile = disembodied smiles
|dishrag = dishrags
|disintegrating quill pen = disintegrating quill pens
|disturbing fanfic = disturbing fanfics
|Divine = Divine things
|Doc's Miracle Cure = bottles of Doc's Miracle Cure
|Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment = tins of Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
|Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir = bottles of Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
|Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent = tins of Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
|Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm = tins of Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
|dodecagram = !
|doll house = doll houses
|Dolphin King's crown = Dolphin King's crowns
|Dolphin King's map = !
|dope wheels = sets of dope wheels
|doppelshifter egg = doppelshifter eggs
|Double-Minty Gum = !
|Double Bacon Beelzeburger = Double Bacon Beelzeburgers
|double daisy = double donalds
|Dr. Hobo's map = !
|Dr. Hobo's scalpel = Dr. Hobo's scalpels
|drab potion = !
|drab sonata = drab sonatas
|draggin' ball hat = draggin' ball hats
|dragonbone belt buckle = dragonbone belt buckles
|dried face = dried faces
|dripping meat crossbow = dripping meat crossbows
|dripping meat staff = dripping meat staves
|dripping meat sword = dripping meat swords
|dry martini = dry martinis
|dry noodles = bunches of dry noodles
|dry vodka martini = dry vodka martinis
|drywall axe = drywall axes
|ducha de oro = duchas de oro
|duck-on-a-string = ducks-on-strings
|dungeoneer's dungarees = pairs of dungeoneer's dungarees
|dusty animal cranium = dusty animal craniums
|dusty animal jawbone = dusty animal jawbones
|dusty animal pelvis = dusty animal pelvises
|dusty animal skull = dusty animal skulls
|dusty eighth caudal vertebra = dusty eighth caudal vertebrae
|dusty eighth thoracic vertebra = dusty eighth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra = dusty eleventh thoracic vertebrae
|dusty fifth caudal vertebra = dusty fifth caudal vertebrae
|dusty fifth cervical vertebra = dusty fifth cervical vertebrae
|dusty fifth lumbar vertebra = dusty fifth lumbar vertebrae
|dusty fifth thoracic vertebra = dusty fifth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty first caudal vertebra = dusty first caudal vertebrae
|dusty first cervical vertebra = dusty first cervical vertebrae
|dusty first lumbar vertebra = dusty first lumbar vertebrae
|dusty first thoracic vertebra = dusty first thoracic vertebrae
|dusty fourth caudal vertebra = dusty fourth caudal vertebrae
|dusty fourth cervical vertebra = dusty fourth cervical vertebrae
|dusty fourth lumbar vertebra = dusty fourth lumbar vertebrae
|dusty fourth thoracic vertebra = dusty fourth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty left clavicle = dusty left clavicles
|dusty left eighth rib = dusty left eighth ribs
|dusty left eleventh rib = dusty left elventh ribs
|dusty left femur = dusty left femurs
|dusty left fibula = dusty left fibulae
|dusty left fifth rib = dusty left fifth ribs
|dusty left first front claw = dusty left first front claws
|dusty left first rear claw = dusty left first rear claws
|dusty left first rib = dusty left first ribs
|dusty left fourth front claw = dusty left fourth front claws
|dusty left fourth rear claw = dusty left fourth rear claws
|dusty left fourth rib = dusty left fourth ribs
|dusty left humerus = dusty left humeri
|dusty left kneecap = dusty left kneecaps
|dusty left ninth rib = dusty left ninth ribs
|dusty left radius = dusty left radii
|dusty left scapula = dusty left scapulae
|dusty left second front claw = dusty left second front claws
|dusty left second rear claw = dusty left second rear claws
|dusty left second rib = dusty left second ribs
|dusty left seventh rib = dusty left seventh ribs
|dusty left sixth rib = dusty left sixth ribs
|dusty left tenth rib = dusty left tenth ribs
|dusty left third front claw = dusty left third front claws
|dusty left third rear claw = dusty left third rear claws
|dusty left third rib = dusty left third ribs
|dusty left thumb = dusty left thumbs
|dusty left tibia = dusty left tibiae
|dusty left twelfth rib = dusty left twelfth ribs
|dusty left ulna = dusty left ulnae
|dusty ninth caudal vertebra = dusty ninth caudal vertebrae
|dusty ninth thoracic vertebra = dusty ninth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty right clavicle = dusty right clavicles
|dusty right eighth rib = dusty right eighth ribs
|dusty right eleventh rib = dusty right eleventh ribs
|dusty right femur = dusty right femurs
|dusty right fibula = dusty right fibulae
|dusty right fifth rib = dusty right fifth ribs
|dusty right first front claw = dusty right first front claws
|dusty right first rear claw = dusty right first rear claws
|dusty right first rib = dusty right first ribs
|dusty right fourth front claw = dusty right fourth front claws
|dusty right fourth rear claw = dusty right fourth rear claws
|dusty right fourth rib = dusty right fourth ribs
|dusty right humerus = dusty right humeri
|dusty right kneecap = dusty right kneecaps
|dusty right ninth rib = dusty right ninth ribs
|dusty right radius = dusty right radii
|dusty right scapula = dusty right scapulae
|dusty right second front claw = dusty right second front claws
|dusty right second rear claw = dusty right second rear claws
|dusty right second rib = dusty right second ribs
|dusty right seventh rib = dusty right seventh ribs
|dusty right sixth rib = dusty right sixth ribs
|dusty right tenth rib = dusty right tenth ribs
|dusty right third front claw = dusty right third front claws
|dusty right third rear claw = dusty right third rear claws
|dusty right third rib = dusty right third ribs
|dusty right thumb = dusty right thumbs
|dusty right tibia = dusty right tibiae
|dusty right twelfth rib = dusty right twelfth ribs
|dusty right ulna = dusty right ulnae
|dusty sacral vertebrae = sets of dusty sacral vertebrae
|dusty second caudal vertebra = dusty second caudal vertebra
|dusty second cervical vertebra = dusty second cervical vertebrae
|dusty second lumbar vertebra = dusty second lumbar vertebrae
|dusty second thoracic vertebra = dusty second thoracic vertebrae
|dusty seventh caudal vertebra = dusty seventh caudal vertebrae
|dusty seventh cervical vertebra = dusty second cervical vertebrae
|dusty seventh lumbar vertebra = dusty seventh lumbar vertebrae
|dusty seventh thoracic vertebra = dusty seventh thoracic vertebrae
|dusty sixth caudal vertebra = dusty sixth caudal vertebrae
|dusty sixth cervical vertebra = dusty sixth cervical vertebrae
|dusty sixth lumbar vertebra = dusty sixth lumbar vertebrae
|dusty sixth thoracic vertebra = dusty sixth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty tenth caudal vertebra = dusty tenth caudal vertebrae
|dusty tenth thoracic vertebra = dusty tenth thoracic vertebrae
|dusty third caudal vertebra = dusty third caudal vertebrae
|dusty third cervical vertebra = dusty third cervical vertebrae
|dusty third lumbar vertebra = dusty third lumbar vertebrae
|dusty third thoracic vertebra = dusty third thoracic vertebrae
|dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra = dusty twelfth thoracic vertebrae
|dwarf bread = loaves of dwarf bread
|Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen = Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteens
|Dyspepsi-Cola = cans of Dyspepsi-Cola
|Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations = Dyspepsi-Cola d-rationses
|Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues = Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
|Dyspepsi-Cola helmet = Dyspepsi-Cola helmets
|Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack = Dyspepsi-Cola knapsacks
|Dyspepsi-Cola shield = Dyspepsi-Cola shields
|Dyspepsi grenade = Dyspepsi grenades
|E-Z Cook Oven™ = E-Z Cook Oven™s
|easter egg balloon = easter egg balloons
|ebony wand = !
|effervescent potion = effervescent potions
|eggbeater = eggbeaters
|eggnog = cups of eggnog
|eggnogtini = !
|El Sombrero De Lopez = El Sombrero De Lopezs
|Elder Turtle Shell = Elder Turtle Shells
|eldritch butterknife = !
|Elf Farm Raffle ticket = Elf Farm Raffle tickets
|Elfin shortbread = Elfin shortbreads
|emo roe = ?
|empty blowgun = empty blowguns
|empty meat tank = empty meat tanks
|empty Orcish meat locker = empty Orcish meat lockers
|enchanted barbell = enchanted barbells
|enchanted bean = enchanted beans
|enchanted bean burrito = enchanted bean burritos
|enchanted brass knuckles = sets of enchanted brass knuckles
|enchanted eyepatch = enchanted eyepatches
|enchanted toothpick = enchanted toothpicks
|enchantlers = sets of enchantlers
|English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary = !
|enormous belt buckle = enormous belt buckles
|Ent cider = Ent ciders
|equilibrium juice = !
|especially homoerotic frat-paddle = !
|especially salty dog = especially salty dogs
|evil golden arch = evil golden arches
|evil golden arches = pairs of evil golden arches
|exactly-three-shaped box = !
|exclusive ultra-rare item = !
|exotic orchid = exotic orchids
|explosion-flavored chewing gum = squares of explosion-flavored chewing gum
|extra-spicy bloody mary = extra-spicy bloodies mary
|extra-strength strongness elixir = extra-strength strongness elixirs
|extra special Crimbo stocking = extra special Crimbo stockings
|eXtreme meat crossbow = eXtreme meat crossbows
|eXtreme meat staff = eXtreme meat staves
|eXtreme meat sword = eXtreme meat swords
|eXtreme mittens = pairs of eXtreme mittens
|eXtreme nose ring = eXtreme nose rings
|eXtreme scarf = eXtreme scarves
|eye-pod = eye-pods
|eye of newt = eyes of newts
|eyedrops of newt = eyedropses of newt
|eyedrops of the ermine = bottles of eyedrops of the ermine
|eyedrops of the ocelot = bottles of eyedrops of the ocelot
|eyepatch = eyepatches
|f3d0r4 = f3d0r45
|facsimile dictionary = facsimile dictionaries
|fairy gravy = fairy gravies
|fake fake vomit = jars of fake fake vomit
|fake hand = fake hands
|fake plastic grass = wads of fake plastic grass
|false eyelashes = sets of false eyelashes
|Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium = Familiar-Gro™ Terrariums
|familiar experience pill = !
|fancy chocolate = fancy chocolates
|fancy schmancy cheese sauce = fancy schmancy cheese sauces
|fat stacks of cash = fat stacks of fat stacks of cash
|felt = squares of felt
|Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots = copies of Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
|Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel = ?
|fermenting powder = bags of fermenting powder
|Ferrigno's Elixir of Power = Ferrigno's Elixirs of Power
|fertilized ghuol egg = fertilized ghuol eggs
|fettucini Inconnu = bowls of fettucini Inconnu
|fetus-smashing club = !
|fez of etymology = feces of etymology
|filthy corduroys = pairs of filthy corduroys
|filthy hippy poncho = filthy hippy ponchos
|filthy knitted dread sack = filthy knitted dread sacks
|filthy pestle = filthy pestles
|fine wine = bottles of fine wine
|fish hose = !
|fishbowl = !
|fishtank = !
|fizzy potion = fizzy potions
|flaming cardboard sword = flaming cardboard swords
|flaming crutch = flaming crutches
|flaming glowsticks = flaming glowstickss
|flaming mushroom = flaming mushrooms
|flaming mushroom wine = bottles of flaming mushroom wine
|flaming talons = sets of flaming talons
|flange = flanges
|flaregun = flareguns
|flat dough = flat doughs
|flat mushroom wine = bottles of flat mushroom wine
|floral print shirt = floral print shirts
|flower petal pie = flower petal pies
|flute of flat champagne = flutes of flat champagne
|flypaper staff = flypaper staves
|foie gras = foieu grasoix
|foolscap fool's cap = foolscap fool's caps
|foon = foons
|foon of fearfulness = foons of fearfulness
|foon of fleshiness = foons of fleshiness
|foon of foulness = foons of foulness
|foon of frigidity = foons of frigidity
|foon of fulmination = foons of fulmination
|football helmet = football helmets
|forest tears = vials of forest tears
|fortune cookie = fortune cookies
|Frank Gorshin trophy = !
|fraudwort = !
|fricasseed brains = plates of fricasseed brains
|frigid ninja stars = handfuls of frigid ninja stars
|frilly shirt = frilly shirts
|frilly skirt = frilly skirts
|Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) = !
|Frogade = bottles of Frogade
|Frost™ brand sword = Frost™ brand swords
|frozen Mob Penguin = frozen Mob Penguins
|frozen mushroom = frozen mushrooms
|frozen nunchaku = frozen nunchaku
|fruit basket = fruits basket
|fruit bowl = bowls of fruit
|fruitcake = fruitcakes
|full meat tank = full meat tanks
|funky brass fez = funky brass feces
|furry fur = furry furs
|furry kilt = furry kilts
|furry pants = pairs of furry pants
|furry skirt = furry skirts
|fuzzbump = fuzzbumps
|fuzzy bracelets = !
|fuzzy dice = !
|ga-ga radio = ga-ga radios
|gasmask = gasmasks
|Gauze Immateria = !
|gazing shoes = sets of gazing shoe
|Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire = Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoires
|ghost cucumber = ghost cucumbers
|ghost pickle on a stick = ghost pickles on a stick
|ghostly pickling solution = ghostly pickling solutions
|ghuol-ear kabob = ghuol-ear kabobs
|ghuol ears = pairs of ghuol ears
|ghuol egg = ghuol eggs
|ghuol egg quiche = ghuol egg quiches
|ghuol guolash = pans of ghuol guolash
|giant castle map = !
|giant cheesestick = giant cheesesticks
|giant discarded bottlecap = giant discarded bottlecaps
|giant discarded plastic fork = giant discarded plastic forks
|giant discarded torn-up glove = giant discarded torn-up gloves
|giant moxie weed = giant moxie weeds
|giant needle = giant needles
|giant pinky ring = giant pinky rings
|giant stuffed bugbear = giant stuffed bugbears
|gibson = carlisles
|gilded lily = gilded lilies
|gimlet = gimlis
|gin and tonic = jynnan tonnix
|gingerbread bugbear = gingerbread bugbears
|gingerbread stir-fry = !
|gingham blouse = gingham blouses
|Glass Balls of the Goblin King = sets of Glass Balls of the Goblin King
|glass of goat's milk = glasses of goat's milk
|glistening staff = glistening staves
|gloomy black mushroom = !
|gloomy mushroom wine = bottles of gloomy mushroom wine
|glowing red eye = glowing red eyes
|gnatwing = gnatwings
|gnatwing earring = gnatwing earrings
|gnauga hide = gnauga hides
|gnauga hide buckler = gnauga hide bucklers
|gnauga hide chaps = pairs of gnauga hide chaps
|gnauga hide kilt = gnauga hide kilts
|gnauga hide skirt = gnauga hide skirts
|gnauga hide whip = gnauga hide whips
|gnocchetti di Nietzsche = bowls of gnocchetti di Nietzsche
|gnoll-tooth necklace = gnoll-tooth necklaces
|gnoll lips = sets of gnoll lips
|gnoll teeth = mouthfulls of gnoll teeth
|Gnollish autoplunger = Gnollish autoplungers
|Gnollish casserole dish = Gnollish casserole dishes
|Gnollish flyswatter = Gnollish flyswatters
|Gnollish nunchaku = ?
|Gnollish pie server = Gnollish pie servers
|Gnollish pie tin = Gnollish pie tins
|Gnollish plunger = Gnollish plungers
|Gnollish slotted spoon = Gnollish slotted spoons
|Gnollish toolbox = Gnollish toolboxes
|Gnomish toolbox = Gnomish toolboxs
|goat = goats
|goat beard = goat beards
|goat cheese = wedges of goat cheese
|goat cheese pizza = goat cheese pizzas
|goat cheese taco = goat cheese tacos
|gob of wet hair = gobs of wet hair
|Golden Mr. Accessory = !
|golden twig = golden twigs
|goofballs = !
|goofily-plumed helmet = goofily-plumed helmets
|googly eye = googly eyes
|Gordon Bennett = Gordons Bennett
|goth kid t-shirt = goth kid t-shirts
|goulauncher = goulaunchers
|gourd potion = !
|gr8ps = bunch3s of gr8ps
|grapefruit = grapefruits
|grapefruit juice of powerful power = !
|grapes = bunches of grapes
|grass blade = grass blades
|grass hat = grass hats
|grass skirt = grass skirts
|grave robbing shovel = grave robbing shovels
|grease gun = grease guns
|green-frosted astral cupcake = green-frosted astral cupcakes
|green balloon = green balloons
|green beer = green beers
|green pixel = green pixels
|green pixel potion = green pixel potions
|green snowcone = snowcones green
|green traffic cone = !
|Grimacite Bock = ?
|Grimacite galoshes = ?
|Grimacite garter = ?
|Grimacite glaive = ?
|Grimacite goggles = ?
|Grimacite gorget = ?
|Grimacite greaves = ?
|Grimacite guayabera = ?
|grog = grogs
|grogtini = grogtinis
|grouchy restless spirit = grouchy restless spirits
|grue egg = !
|grue egg omelette = grue egg omelettes
|guano coffee cup = guano coffee cups
|guild application = !
|Guild Pants = !
|guitar pick = guitar picks
|gumdrop chow mein = !
|Gummi-Gnauga = Gummi-Gnaugas
|hairy staff = hairy staffs
|halfberd = halfberds
|hamethyst = hamethysts
|hamethyst bracelet = hamethyst bracelets
|hamethyst earring = hamethyst earrings
|hamethyst necklace = hamethyst necklaces
|hamethyst ring = hamethyst rings
|hand turkey outline = ?
|handful of drink tickets = hands full of drink tickets
|handful of hand chalk = handsful of hand chalk
|handsomeness potion = handsomeness potions
|hang glider = !
|Hanukkimbo dreidl = ?
|Happy Birthday, Claude! cake = Happy Birthday, Claude! cakes
|harem girl t-shirt = harem girl t-shirts
|Hatorade = bottles of Hatorade
|Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance = Hawking's Elixirs of Brilliance
|heart-shaped balloon = heart-shaped balloons
|heart of rock and roll = hearts of rock and roll
|heavy D = heavy Ds
|heavy hot sauce = heavy hot sauces
|heavy metal sonata = heavy metal sonatas
|heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr = heavy metal thunderrr guitarrrs
|hedge maze key = !
|hedge maze puzzle = !
|Hell broth = Hell broths
|Hell ramen = bowls of Hell ramen
|hellion cube = hellion cubes
|helmet recipe = helmet recipes
|helmet turtle = helmet turtles
|hemp backpack = hemp backpacks
|hemp bracelet = hemp bracelets
|henna tattoo = henna tattoos
|herb brownies = piles of herb brownies
|herbal stuffing = casserole dishes of herbal stuffing
|herbs = shakers of herbs
|hermit permit = hermit permits
|hermit script = !
|heteroerotic frat-paddle = !
|hexagonal wand = !
|Hey Deze map = !
|Hey Deze nuts = !
|hill of beans = hills of beans
|Himalayan Hidalgo sauce = Himalayan Hidalgo sauces
|hippo skin buckler = hippo skin bucklers
|hippo whip = hippo whips
|hippopotamus kilt = hippopotamus kilts
|hippopotamus pants = pairs of hippopotamus pants
|hippopotamus skin = hippopotamus skins
|hippopotamus skirt = hippopotamus skirts
|hippy herbal tea = cups of hippy herbal tea
|hockey stick of furious angry rage = ?
|homeless hobo spirit = homeless oboe hspirits
|homeopathic healing powder = homeopathic healing powders
|homoerotic frat-paddle = homoerotic frat-paddles
|horizontal tango = horizontal tangos
|hosed fishbowl = hosed fishbowls
|hosed tank = hosed tanks
|hot and sour sauce = tureens of hot and sour sauce
|hot buttered roll = hot buttered rolls
|hot cross bow = hot cross bows
|hot hi mein = hot hi meins
|hot katana blade = hot katana blades
|hot nuggets = clusters of hot nuggets
|hot pink lipstick = tubes of hot pink lipstick
|hot powder = piles of hot powder
|hot stuffing = wads of hot stuffs
|hot wad = hot wads
|hot wing = hot wings
|hovering sombrero = hovering sombreros
|huge mirror shard = !
|huge spoon = huge spoons
|hypnodisk = ?
|hypodermic needle = hypodermic needles
|ice-cold fotie = ice-cold foties
|ice-cold Sir Schlitz = ice-cold Sir Schlitzes
|ice-cold six-pack = ice-cold six-packs
|ice-cold Willer = ice-cold Willers
|ice baby = ice babies
|ice pick = ice pickles
|ice sickle = ice sicklen
|ice skates = ice skateses, preciousss
|ice stein = ice steins
|iceberglet = ?
|iced-out bling = ?
|icy-hot katana = icy-hot katanas
|icy katana hilt = icy katana hilts
|icy mushroom wine = bottles of icy mushroom wine
|imitation nice watch = imitation nice watches
|Imp Ale = Imp Ales
|incredibly dense meat gem = incredibly dense meat gems
|inexplicably glowing rock = !
|infernal insoles = pairs of infernal insoles
|Infinitesimal IPA = !
|inkwell = inkwells
|insanely spicy bean burrito = insanely spicy bean burritos
|insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito = insanely spicy enchanted bean burritos
|insanely spicy jumping bean burrito = insanely spicy jumping bean burritos
|intergalactic pom poms = !
|intragalactic rowboat = !
|irate sombrero = irate sombreros
|iron pasta spoon = iron pasta spoons
|Item #13 = ?
|jabañero-flavored chewing gum = pieces of jabañero-flavored chewing gum
|jabañero pepper = jabañero peppers
|jack flapper = jack flappers
|Jarlsberg's earring = Jarlsberg's earrings
|Jarlsberg's key = Jarlsberg's keys
|Jarlsberg's key lime = Jarlsberg's key limes
|Jarlsberg's key lime pie = Jarlsberg's key lime pies
|jazz soap = bars of jazz soap
|Jekyllin hide belt = Jekyllin hide belts
|jewel-eyed wizard hat = jewel-eyed wizard hats
|jewelry-making pliers = pairs of jewelry-making pliers
|joybuzzer = joybuzzers
|jug-o-magicalness = jugs-o-magicalness
|Jumbo Dr. Lucifer = Jumbo Dr. Lucifers
|jumbo olive = jumbo olives
|jumping bean burrito = jumping bean burritos
|jumping bean taco = jumping bean tacos
|Junior LAAAAME merit badge = !
|junk-mail pants = junk-mail pant
|Kentucky-fried meat crossbow = Kentucky-fried meat crossbows
|Kentucky-fried meat staff = Kentucky-fried meat staves
|Kentucky-fried meat sword = Kentucky-fried meat swords
|Kentucky-style derby = Kentucky-style derbies
|ketchup = bottles of ketchup
|ketchup hound = ketchup hounds
|Kevlar balloon = Kevlar balloons
|kickback cookbook = kickback cookbooks
|kite = kites
|kiwi = kiwus
|kneecapping stick = kneecapping sticks
|Knob Goblin elite helm = Knob Goblin elite helms
|Knob Goblin elite pants = pairs of Knob Goblin elite pants
|Knob Goblin elite polearm = Knob Goblin elite polearms
|Knob Goblin elite shirt = Knob Goblin elite shirts
|Knob Goblin eyedrops = bottles of Knob Goblin eyedrops
|Knob Goblin firecracker = Knob Goblin firecrackers
|Knob Goblin harem pants = pairs of Knob Goblin harem pants
|Knob Goblin harem veil = Knob Goblin harem veils
|Knob Goblin learning pill = Knob Goblin learning pills
|Knob Goblin love potion = Knob Goblin love potions
|Knob Goblin melon baller = Knob Goblin melon ballers
|Knob Goblin nasal spray = bottles of Knob Goblin nasal spray
|Knob Goblin pants = pairs of Knob Goblin pants
|Knob Goblin perfume = Knob Goblin perfumes
|Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray = cans of Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
|Knob Goblin scimitar = Knob Goblin scimitars
|Knob Goblin seltzer = Knob Goblin seltzers
|Knob Goblin sharpening spray = Knob Goblin sharpening sprays
|Knob Goblin spatula = Knob Goblin spatulae
|Knob Goblin steroids = syringes of Knob Goblin steroids
|Knob Goblin stink bomb = Knob Goblin stink bombs
|Knob Goblin superseltzer = Knob Goblin superseltzers
|Knob Goblin tongs = sets of Knob Goblin tongs
|Knob Goblin Uberpants = pairs of Knob Goblin Uberpants
|Knob Goblin visor = Knob Goblin visors
|Knob Kitchen grab-bag = Knob Kitchen grab-bags
|Knob lo mein = plates of Knob lo-mein
|Knob mushroom = Knob mushrooms
|knob mushroom wine = bottles of knob mushroom wine
|Knob sausage = Knob sausages
|Knob sausage chow mein = plates of Knob sausage chow mein
|Knob sausage stir-fry = plates of Knob sausage stir-fry
|Knob shroomkabob = Knob shroomkabobs
|Knob stir-fry = plates of knob stir-fry
|Knoll lo mein = plates of Knoll lo-mein
|Knoll mushroom = Knoll mushrooms
|knoll mushroom wine = bottles of knoll mushroom wine
|Knoll shroomkabob = Knoll shroomkabobs
|Knoll stir-fry = plates of Knoll stir-fry
|KoL Con 3-D Glasses = !
|kumquat = kumquats
|KWE-brand transistor radio = !
|ladle of mystery = ladles of mystery
|large box = large boxes
|large cocoa eggshell fragment = large cocoa eggshell fragments
|lavender paisley oyster egg = lavender paisley oyster eggs
|lavender plastic oyster egg = lavender plastic oyster eggs
|lavender polka-dot oyster egg = lavender polka-dot oyster eggs
|lavender striped oyster egg = lavender striped oyster eggs
|lead necklace = lead necklaces
|lead yo-yo = lead yos-yo
|leaf = leaves
|leaflet = leaflets
|leather chaps = pairs of leather chaps
|leather mask = leather masks
|leftovers of indeterminate origin = containers of leftovers of indeterminate origin
|lemon = lemons
|length of string = lengths of string
|leotarrrd = leotarrrds
|leprechaun hatchling = leprechaun hatchlings
|less-than-three-shaped box = !
|letter from King Ralph XI = !
|libation of liveliness = libations of liveliness
|lifeless meat doll = lifeless meat dolls
|lihc eye = lihc eyes
|lihc eye pie = lihc eye pies
|lihc face = lihc faces
|limburger biker boots = pairs of limburger biker boots
|lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum = pieces of lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
|lime = limes
|line = lines
|linoleum crossbow = linoleum crossbows
|linoleum crossbow string = linoleum crossbow strings
|linoleum helmet turtle = linoleum helmet turtles
|linoleum meat stack = linoleum meat stacks
|linoleum ore = chunks of linoleum ore
|linoleum staff = linoleum staves
|linoleum stick = linoleum sticks
|linoleum sword = linoleum swords
|linoleum sword hilt = linoleum sword hilts
|little paper umbrella = little paper umbrellas
|loaded serum blowgun = loaded serum blowguns
|loathing eagle baby-doll shirt = loathing eagle baby-doll shirts
|locked Orcish meat locker = locked Orcish meat lockers
|long-stemmed rose = long-stemmed roses
|long skinny balloon = long skinny balloons
|loose teeth = mouthfuls of loose teeth
|Lord of the Flies-sized fries = Lords of the Flieses-sized Fries
|Lord Spookyraven's spectacles = !
|los chinos = pairs of los chinos
|lovecat tail = lovecat tails
|lowercase N = lowercase Ns
|lucky ball-and-chain = lucky balls-and-chains
|lucky rabbit's foot = lucky rabbits' feet
|Lucky Surprise Egg = Lucky Surprise Eggs
|lucky Tam O'Shanter = ?
|lucky Tam O'Shatner = ?
|lumbering jack = lumbering jacks
|lupine sword = lupine swords
|Mad Train wine = Mad Train wines
|Mae West = Maes West
|Mae West with a fly in it = Maes West with flies in them*
|mafia aria = mafia arias
|Mafia bow tie = ?
|Mafia stogie = ?
|Mafia violin case = ?
|magic lamp = magic lamps
|magical ice cube with a fly in it = magical ice cubes with flies in them
|magical ice cubes = handfuls of magical ice cubes
|magical mystery juice = magical mystery juices
|magicalness-in-a-can = magicalnesses-in-a-can
|magnetic field = !
|magnifying glass = magnifying glasses
|MAHI fez = !
|Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir = bottles of Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
|maid head = maid heads
|maiden wig = maiden wigs
|makeshift SCUBA gear = !
|mandarina colada = mandarina coladas
|mandarina colada with a fly in it = mandarina coladas with flies in them*
|Manetwich = Manetwiches
|many-eyed glasses = pairs of many-eyed glasses
|maple leaf = maple leaves
|maple syrup = bottles of maple syrup
|maraschino moxiosity potion = !
|marble wand = !
|March hat = ?
|margarita = margaritas
|mariachi G-string = mariachi G-strings
|mariachi pants = pairs of mariachi pants
|marionette = marionettes
|martini = martinis
|marzipan skull = marzipan skulls
|massive bag of catnip = !
|mauve paisley oyster egg = mauve paisley oyster eggs
|mauve plastic oyster egg = mauve plastic oyster eggs
|mauve polka-dot oyster egg = mauve polka-dot oyster eggs
|mauve striped oyster egg = mauve striped oyster eggs
|McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning = McPhee's Grimoires of Hilarious Object Summoning
|meat cowboy hat = meat cowboy hats
|Meat detector = Meat detectors
|meat engine = meat engines
|meat face = meat faces
|meat from yesterday = meats from yesterday
|meat globe = !
|meat golem = meat golems
|Meat maid = Meat maids
|Meat maid body = Meat maid bodies
|meat paste = meat pastes
|meat stack = meat stacks
|meat vortex = meat vortices
|meatcar model = meatcar models
|meatloaf helmet = meatloaf helmets
|meatsmithing guide = meatsmithing guides
|meatspout staff = meatspout staves
|meaty helmet turtle = meaty helmet turtles
|Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs = bottles of Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
|Meleegra™ pills = bottles of Meleegra™ pills
|menorette = menorettes
|menudo = bowls of menudo
|mesh cap = mesh caps
|metal mandible = metal mandibles
|metallic A = metallic As
|Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub = Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rubs
|Mighty Bjorn action figure = !
|milk of magnesium = milks of magnesia
|milky potion = milky potions
|mimosette = marmosets
|mind flayer corpse = mind flayer corpses
|miner's helmet = miner's helmets
|miner's pants = pairs of miner's pants
|mini-zeppelin = mini-zeppelins
|miniature carton of clove cigarettes = miniature cartons of clove cigarettes
|miniature coffin = !
|miniature dormouse = miniature dormice
|miniature espresso maker = miniature espresso makers
|miniature gravy-covered maypole = miniature gravy-covered maypoles
|miniature stuffed Goth Giant = miniature stuffed Goth Giants
|miniscule temporal rip = ?
|misshapen animal skeleton = misshapen animal skeletons
|Mjolnir Jr. = !
|Mob Penguin cellular phone = Mob Penguin cellular phones
|Mob Penguin protection contract = !
|Mohawk wig = Mohawk wigs
|Mon Tiki = Mons Tiki
|monkey wrench = monkey wrenches
|monster bait = monster baits
|moonglasses = pairs of moonglasses
|mosquito larva = !
|Mountain Stream soda = cans of Mountain Stream soda
|moxie magnet = moxie magnets
|moxie weed = moxie weeds
|Mr. Accessory = Mr. Accessories
|Mr. Accessory Jr. = Mr. Accessory Jrs.
|Mr. Balloon = ?
|Mr. Container = ?
|Mr. Eh? = ?
|Mr. Exploiter = ?
|Mr. Mediocrebar = Mr. Mediocrebars
|Mr. Shirt = ?
|Ms. Accessory = Ms. Accessories
|MSG = canisters of MSG
|Mt. Noob Pale Ale = !
|muculent machete = muculent machetes
|mugcake = mugcakes
|mullet wig = mullet wigs
|munchies pill = munchies pills
|murky potion = murky potions
|mushroom fermenting solution = bottles of mushroom fermenting solution
|mushroom pizza = mushroom pizzas
|Mylar balloon = Mylar balloons
|Mystery Raffle Ticket = !
|N. O. Beer = ?
|ND = NDs
|necklace chain = necklace chains
|Neuromancer = neuromancers
|Newbiesport™ backpack = Newbiesport™ backpacks
|Newbiesport™ tent = Newbiesport™ tents
|NG = NGs
|ninja hot pants = pairs of ninja hot pants
|ninja mop = ninja mops
|ninja pirate zombie robot = !
|ninja pirate zombie robot head = ninja pirate zombie robot heads
|nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box = nothings-in-the-box-in-the-box
|nothing-in-the-box = nothings-in-the-box
|Now and Earlier = Nows and Earlier
|ocean motion = ocean motions
|off-hand balloon = ?
|off-white paisley oyster egg = off-white paisley oyster eggs
|off-white plastic oyster egg = off-white plastic oyster eggs
|off-white polka-dot oyster egg = off-white polka-dot oyster eggs
|off-white striped oyster egg = off-white striped oyster eggs
|oil of expertise = oils of expertise
|oil of slipperiness = oils of slipperiness
|oil of stability = oils of stability
|oily golden mushroom = !
|oily mushroom wine = bottles of oily mushroom wine
|ointment of the occult = ointments of the occult
|old-fashioned = old-fashioneds
|old coin purse = old coin purses
|old leather wallet = old leather wallets
|old school Mafia knickerbockers = ?
|olive = olives
|olive lo mein = plates of olive lo-mein
|olive stir-fry = plates of olive stir-fry
|one-winged stab bat = one-winged stab bats
|one million meat pancakes = short stacks of one million meat pancakes
|onion shurikens = handfuls of onion shurikens
|opera mask = opera masks
|orange-frosted astral cupcake = orange-frosted astral cupcakes
|orange = oranges
|orange snowcone = snowcones orange
|orange traffic cone = !
|orangish aphrodisiac = !
|Orcish baseball cap = Orcish baseball caps
|Orcish cargo shorts = pairs of Orcish cargo shorts
|original G = original Gs
|oriole-feather headdress = oriole-feather headdresses
|orphan baby yeti = ?
|Otorian Battle Scar = ?
|oversized pizza cutter = oversized pizza cutters
|oyster basket = oyster baskets
|pack of chewing gum = pack of chewing gums
|pagoda plans = !
|pail = pails
|pail of pretentious paint = !
|painful penne pasta = bowls of painful penne pasta
|palm-frond toupee = palm-frond toupees
|pants kit = pants kits
|pants of the Slug Lord = pairs of pants of the Slug Lord
|papaya = papayas
|papaya sling = papaya slings
|papaya slung = papaya slungs
|papaya taco = papaya tacos
|paper-plate-mail pants = paper-plate-mail pantses, precious
|papotion of papower = papotions of papower
|parisian cathouse = parisian cathouses
|Pasta of Peril = Pastas of Peril
|pasta spoon = pasta spoons
|patchouli incense stick = patchouli incense sticks
|Peche a la Frog = !
|penguin-smacking club = penguin-smacking clubs
|penguin shorts = pairs of penguin shorts
|penguin skin = penguin skins
|penguin skin buckler = penguin skin bucklers
|penguin whip = penguin whips
|penguinskin mini-kilt = penguinskin mini-kilts
|penguinskin mini-skirt = penguinskin mini-skirts
|pentacorn hat = pentacorn hats
|Penultimate Fantasy chest = Penultimate Fantasy chests
|perfume of prejudice = perfumes of prejudice
|perpendicular hula = perpendicular hulas
|perpendicular hula with a fly in it = perpendicular hulas with flies in them*
|personal raindrop = ?
|personalized birthday cake = personalized birthday cakes
|pestoblade = pestoblades
|pet rock "Groucho" disguise = pet rock "Groucho" disguises
|pet rock "Snooty" disguise = pet rock "Snooty" disguises
|pet rock = pet rocks
|Petite Porter = !
|petrified time = chunks of petrified time
|phat turquoise bead = phat turquoise beads
|phat turquoise bracelet = phat turquoise bracelets
|phial of coldness = phials of coldness
|phial of hotness = phials of hotness
|phial of sleaziness = phials of sleaziness
|phial of spookiness = phials of spookiness
|phial of stench = phials of stench
|philter of phorce = philters of phorce
|phonics down = phonics downs
|photoprotoneutron torpedo = photoprotoneutron torpedos
|Pick-O-Matic lockpicks = sets of Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
|pickle-flavored chewing gum = pieces of pickle-flavored chewing gum
|picture of a dead guy's girlfriend = pictures of some dead guys's girlfriends
|pie crust = pie crusts
|piece of wedding cake = pieces of wedding cake
|piercing post = piercing posts
|pile of candy = piles of candy
|pile of dusty animal bones = piles of dusty animal bones
|pile of jumping beans = piles of jumping beans
|pile of shiny pebbles = !
|pimpin' meat hat = pimpin' meat hats
|Pine-Fresh air freshener = Pine-Fresh air fresheners
|pine tar = wads of pine tar
|pine wand = !
|pink-frosted astral cupcake = pink-frosted astral cupcakes
|pink pony = pink ponies
|pirate hook = !
|pirate pelvis = pirate pelvises
|pirate shirt = pirate shirts
|pirate skull = pirate skulls
|pirate zombie head = pirate zombie heads
|pirate zombie robot head = pirate zombie robot heads
|pitchfork = pitchforks
|pixel hat = pixel hats
|pixel pants = pairs of pixel pants
|pixel shield = pixel shields
|pixel sword = pixel swords
|pixellated candy heart = pixellated candy hearts
|plain brown wrapper = !
|plain pizza = plain pizzas
|plastic passion fruit = plastic passion fruits
|plastic pumpkin bucket = plastic pumpkin buckets
|Plastic Wrap Immateria = !
|Platinum Yendorian Express Card = Platinum Yendorian Express Cards
|plexiglass pants = ?
|plexiglass pendant = ?
|plexiglass pike pike = ?
|plexiglass pinky ring = ?
|plexiglass pith helmet = ?
|plexiglass pocketwatch = ?
|plot hole = plot holes
|plus sign = !
|pointy mushroom = pointy mushrooms
|pointy mushroom wine = bottles of pointy mushroom wine
|pool cue = pool cues
|pork elf goodies sack = !
|porquoise = porquoises
|porquoise bracelet = porquoise bracelets
|porquoise eyebrow ring = porquoise eyebrow rings
|porquoise necklace = porquoise necklaces
|porquoise ring = porquoise rings
|portable corkscrew = portable corkscrews
|potato pistol = potato pistols
|potato sprout = potato sprouts
|potent potion of potency = potent potions of potency
|potion of chalky equality = !
|potion of potency = potions of potency
|potion of temporary gr8tness = potions of temporary gr8tness
|potted cactus = potted cacti
|potted fern = potted ferns
|poultrygeist = poultrygeists
|poutine = plates of poutine
|poutine pole = poutine poles
|pr0n chow mein = plates of pr0n chow mein
|pr0n cocktail = pr0n cocktails
|pr0n legs = sets of pr0n legs
|pr0n m4nic0tti = bowls of pr0n m4nic0tti
|pr0n stir-fry = plates of pr0n stir-fry
|pr0n taco = pr0n tacos
|pregnant flaming mushroom = !
|pregnant frozen mushroom = !
|pregnant gloomy black mushroom = ?
|pregnant mushroom = pregnant mushrooms
|pregnant oily golden mushroom = pregnant oily golden mushrooms
|pregnant stinky mushroom = !
|present = presents
|pretentious paintbrush = !
|pretentious palette = !
|pretty bouquet = pretty bouquets
|pretty flower = pretty flowers
|Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit = Pretty Predator Clawicure Kits
|probability potion = probability potions
|procrastination potion = procrastination potions
|projectile icemaker = projectile icemakers
|prosthetic forehead = prosthetic foreheads
|prussian cathouse = prussian cathouses
|prussian cathouse with a fly in it = prussian cathouses with flies in them*
|puce paisley oyster egg = puce paisley oyster eggs
|puce plastic oyster egg = puce plastic oyster eggs
|puce polka-dot oyster egg = puce polka-dot oyster eggs
|puce striped oyster egg = puce striped oyster eggs
|purple-frosted astral cupcake = purple-frosted astral cupcakes
|purple pixel pie = purple pixel pies
|purple snowcone = snowcones purple
|pygmy bugbear shaman = pygmy bugbear shamen
|Quadruple-Minty Gum = !
|quantum egg = !
|questionable taco = questionable tacos
|rabbit punch = rabbit punches
|radio button candy = radio button candies
|Radio Free Baseball Cap = Radio Free Baseball Caps
|Radio Free Foil = Radio Free Foils
|Radio Free Jersey = !
|Radio Free Pants = pairs of Radio Free Pants
|Radio KoL Antenna Ball = ?
|Radio KoL Bottle Opener = ?
|Radio KoL Coffee Mug = !
|Radio KoL Flashlight = Radio KoL Flashlights
|Radio KoL Keychain = Radio KoL Keychains
|Radio KoL Maracas = ?
|Radio KoL Patch = ?
|raffle prize box = !
|raffle ticket = raffle tickets
|rag doll = rag dolls
|Raggedy Hippy doll = Raggedy Hippy dolls
|rainbow tie = rainbow ties
|Ram's Face Lager = bottles of Ram's Face Lager
|ram-battering staff = ram-battering staves
|ram horns = sets of ram horns
|ram stick = ram sticks
|raspberry = raspberries
|raspberry beret = raspberry berets
|rat appendix = rat appendices
|rat appendix chow mein = plates of rat appendix chow mein
|rat appendix kabob = rat appendix kabobs
|rat appendix stir-fry = plates of rat appendix stir-fry
|rat head balloon = rat head balloons
|rat scrapple = troughs of rat scrapple
|rat whisker = !
|ratgut = ratguts
|ravioli della hippy = bowls of ravioli della hippy
|ravioli hat = ravioli hats
|razor-sharp can lid = razor-sharp can lids
|really really sticky spider web = really really sticky spider webs
|really sticky spider web = really sticky spider webs
|red balloon = ?
|red paisley oyster egg = red paisley oyster eggs
|red pixel = red pixels
|red pixel potion = red pixel potions
|red plastic oyster egg = red plastic oyster eggs
|red polka-dot oyster egg = red polka-dot oyster eggs
|red snowcone = snowcones red
|red striped oyster egg = red striped oyster eggs
|red traffic cone = !
|redrum = redsrum
|refrigerated biohazard container = !
|Regular Cloaca Cola = Regular Cloaca Colas
|reodorant = cans of reodorant
|repeating crossbow = repeating crossbows
|Retenez L'Herbe Paté = tins of Retenez L'Herbe Paté
|rewinged stab bat = rewinged stab bats
|rhesus monkey = rhesus monkeys
|rhinestone cowboy shirt = rhinestone cowboy shirts
|rib of the Bonerdagon = ribs of the Bonerdagon
|rice bowl = rice bowls
|Richard's star key = Richard's star keys
|ridiculously huge sword = ridiculously huge swords
|ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon = ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapons
|ring of adornment = rings of adornment
|ring of aggravate monster = rings of aggravate monster
|ring of cold resistance = rings of cold resistance
|ring of conflict = rings of conflict
|ring of fire resistance = rings of fire resistance
|ring of gain strength = rings of gain strength
|ring of half-assed regeneration = rings of half-assed regeneration
|ring of increase damage = rings of increase damage
|ring setting = ring settings
|Rock and Roll Legend = Rock and Roll Legends
|Rock Pops = packets of Rock Pops
|rockin' wagon = rockin' wagons
|rockin' wagon with a fly in it = rockin' wagons with flies in them*
|roll in the hay = rolls in the hay
|roll of drink tickets = rolls of drink tickets
|roll of toilet paper = rolls of toilet paper
|rolling pin = rolling pins
|roofie = roofsies
|rose-colored glasses = !
|royal jelly = clumps of royal jelly
|royal jelly taco = royal jelly tacos
|rubber axe = rubber axes
|rubber emo roe = rubber emo roe
|ruby W = ruby Ws
|rum and cola = rums and cola
|rusty grave robbing shovel = rusty grave robbing shovels
|rusty L-shaped piece of metal = rusty L-shaped pieces of metal
|rusty screwdriver = !
|S.O.C.K. = !
|sabre-toothed lime cub = sabre-toothed lime cubs
|sabre teeth = sets of sabre teeth
|sack of doorknobs = sax of doorknobs
|safarrri hat = safarrri hats
|salamander slurry = salamander slurries
|salamander spleen = spleen salamanders
|salty dog = salty dogs
|salty slug = salty slugs
|sangria = sangrias
|sangria del diablo = sangrias del diablo
|sauce of the ages = sauces of the ages
|saucepan = saucepans
|sausage pizza = sausage pizzas
|savory crossbow = savory crossbows
|savory staff = savory staveries
|savory sword = savory swords
|Scandalously Skimpy Bikini = !
|scary death orb = scary death orbs
|Scrawny Stout = !
|screwdriver = screwdrivers
|scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil = scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
|scroll of drastic healing = scrolls of drastic healing
|scroll of pasta summoning = scrolls of pasta summoning
|scroll of turtle summoning = scrolls of turtle summoning
|scrumdiddlyumptious solution = bottles of scrumdiddlyumptious solution
|scrumptious reagent = scrumptious reagents
|seal-clubbing club = seal-clubbing clubs
|seal-toothed rock = seal-toothed rocks
|seal tooth = seal teeth
|second-hand knockoff engagement ring = !
|secret blend of herbs and spices = secret blends of herbs and spices
|Senior LAAAAME merit badge = !
|Senior Mints = boxes of Senior Mints
|sequined fez = sequined feces
|serpentine sword = serpentine swords
|serrated proboscis extension = ?
|serum of sarcasm = serums of sarcasm
|severed rocking horse head = severed rocking horse heads
|shaving cream = cans of shaving cream
|shiny butcherknife = shiny butcherknives
|shiny ring = shiny rings
|shock collar = shock collars
|shot of flower schnapps = shots of flower schnapps
|shot of grapefruit schnapps = shots of grapefruit schnapps
|shot of orange schnapps = shots of orange schnapps
|shot of tomato schnapps = shots of tomato schnapps
|shuddersword = shudderswords
|shysterweed = !
|silk garter snake = ?
|sinewy crossbow string = sinewy crossbow strings
|Single-Minty Gum = !
|six pack of Mountain Stream = six pack of Mountain Stream
|sk8board = sk8boards
|skeleton bone = skeleton bones
|skeleton key = skeleton keys
|skeleton key ring = skeleton key rings
|skewer-mounted razor blade = skewer-mounted razor blades
|skewer = skewers
|skewered cat appendix = skewered cat appendices
|skewered cherry = skewered cherries
|skewered cranberry = !
|skewered jumbo olive = skewered jumbo olives
|skewered lime = skewered limes
|skirt / kilt kit = skirt / kilt kits
|skull of the Bonerdagon = !
|slap and tickle = slaps and tickle
|slap and tickle with a fly in it = slaps and tickles with flies in them
|sleaze nuggets = clusters of sleaze nuggets
|sleaze powder = piles of sleaze powder
|sleaze wad = sleaze wads
|sleazy and sour sauce = tureens of sleazy and sour sauce
|sleazy fairy gravy = tureens of sleazy fairy gravy
|sleazy hi mein = sleazy hi meins
|sleeping snowy owl = sleeping snowy owls
|slightly peevedbow = slightly peevedbows
|slingshot = slingshots
|slip 'n' slide = slips 'n' slide
|small box = small boxes
|small Crimbo Pressie = small Crimbo Pressies
|small leather glove = small leather gloves
|smart skull = smart skulls
|smile-sharpening stone = smile-sharpening stones
|smoky potion = smoky potions
|smoldering staff = smoldering staffs
|snake shield = snake shields
|snakehead charrrm = snakehead charrrms
|snarling wolf shield = snarling wolf shields
|Sneaky Pete's breath spray = cans of Sneaky Pete's breath spray
|Sneaky Pete's key = Sneaky Pete's keys
|Sneaky Pete's key lime = Sneaky Pete's key limes
|Sneaky Pete's key lime pie = Sneaky Pete's key lime pies
|snifter of thoroughly aged brandy = snifters of thoroughly aged brandy
|snorkel = snorkels
|Snow Queen Crown = Snow Queen Crowns
|snowboarder pants = pairs of snowboarder pants
|sober pill = !
|sock monkey = sock monkeys
|soda water = bottles of soda water
|soft green echo eyedrop antidote = soft green echo eyedrop antidotes
|soggy wofl t-shirt = soggy wofl t-shirts
|solid asbestos box = !
|solid chrome box = !
|solid linoleum box = !
|Sombrero De Vida = Engelbert Slaptyback*!
|sonar-in-a-biscuit = sonars-in-a-biscuit
|souvenir ski t-shirt = souvenir ski t-shirts
|soylent staff = soylent staves
|spaghetti with rock-balls = spaghettis with rock-balls
|spaghetti with Skullheads = bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads
|Spam Witch sammich = Spam Witch sammiches
|Spanish fly = !
|Spanish fly trap = !
|sparkly engagement ring = !
|Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne = bottles of Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
|special sauce glove = special sauce gloves
|spectral pickle = spectral pickles
|spiced rum = cups of spiced rum
|spices = spices
|spicy bean burrito = spicy bean burritos
|spicy enchanted bean burrito = spicy enchanted bean burritos
|spicy jumping bean burrito = spicy jumping bean burritos
|spicy mushroom quesadilla = spicy mushroom quesadillas
|spicy noodles = spicy noodles
|spider web = spider webs
|spiked femur = spiked femurs
|Spirit Precipice = Spirit Precipices
|Spooky-Gro fertilizer = Spooky-Gro fertilizers
|spooky and sour sauce = tureens of spooky and sour sauce
|spooky bicycle chain = spooky bicycle chains
|spooky cosmetics bag = spooky cosmetics bags
|spooky eyeliner = spooky eyeliner pencils
|spooky fairy gravy = !
|spooky glove = spooky gloves
|spooky hi mein = bowls of spooky hi mein
|spooky hockey mask = spooky hockey masks
|spooky lipstick = tubes of spooky lipstick
|spooky lo mein = plates of spooky lo-mein
|spooky mushroom = spooky mushrooms
|spooky mushroom wine = bottles of spooky mushroom wine
|spooky nuggets = clusters of spooky nuggets
|spooky pirate skeleton = spooky pirate skeletons
|spooky powder = piles of spooky powder
|spooky sapling = !
|spooky scarecrow = spooky scarecrows
|spooky shroomkabob = spooky shroomkabobs
|spooky shrunken head = spooky shrunken heads
|spooky staff = spooky staves
|spooky stick = spooky sticks
|spooky stir-fry = plates of spooky stir-fry
|Spooky Temple map = !
|spooky wad = spooky wads
|Spookyraven ballroom key = !
|Spookyraven gallery key = !
|Spookyraven library key = !
|spork = sporks
|spray paint = cans of spray paint
|spring = springs
|sprocket = sprockets
|sprocket assembly = sprocket assemblies
|squashed frog = squashed frogs
|squeaky staff = squeaky staves
|St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket = St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
|stainless steel scarf = ?
|stainless steel shillelagh = ?
|stainless steel skullcap = ?
|stainless steel slacks = pairs of stainless steel slacks
|stainless steel solitaire = ?
|stainless steel suspenders = ?
|stale baguette = stale baguettes
|stalk of asparagus = stalks of asparagus
|star = stars
|star boomerang = star boomerangs
|star buckler = star bucklers
|star chart = star charts
|star crossbow = star crossbows
|star hat = star hats
|star pants = pairs of star pants
|star shirt = star shirts
|star spatula = star spatulae
|star staff = star staves
|star starfish = star starfish
|star stiletto = star stilettos
|star sword = star swords
|star throwing star = handfuls of star throwing stars
|starchy crossbow = starchy crossbows
|starchy staff = starchy staves
|starchy sword = starchy swords
|stat script = !
|steaming evil = steaming evils
|stench and sour sauce = tureens of stench and sour sauce
|stench nuggets = clusters of stench nuggets
|stench powder = piles of stench powder
|stench wad = stench wads
|sticky meat kilt = sticky meat kilts
|sticky meat pants = pairs of sticky meat pants
|sticky meat skirt = sticky meat skirts
|stinky hi mein = stanky hi meins
|stinky mushroom = stinky mushrooms
|stinky mushroom wine = bottles of stinky mushroom wine
|stolen accordion = stolen accordions
|stone banjo = stone banjos
|stone of eXtreme power = stones of eXtreme power
|stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm) = !
|stone tablet (Sinister Strumming) = !
|stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe) = !
|strange leaflet = !
|strawberry = strawberries
|strawberry daiquiri = strawberry daiquiris
|strawberry wine = glasses of strawberry wine
|string of blue beads = strings of blue beads
|string of green beads = strings of green beads
|string of red beads = strings of red beads
|strongness elixir = strongness elixirs
|studded leather boxer shorts = pairs of studded leather boxer shorts
|stuffed can of asparagus = stuffed cans of asparagus
|stuffed dodecapede = stuffed dodecapedes
|stuffed doppelshifter = stuffed doppelshifters
|stuffed ghuol whelp = stuffed ghuol whelps
|stuffed Mob Penguin = stuffed Mob Penguins
|stuffed sabre-toothed lime = stuffed sabre-toothed limes
|stuffed shoulder parrot = stuffed shoulder parrots
|stuffed spooky mushroom = stuffed spooky mushrooms
|stuffed stab bat = stuffed stab bats
|stuffed yeti = stuffed yetis
|stuffed zmobie = stuffed zmobies
|stuffing = wads of stuffing
|Stupid University Diploma = !
|sturdy sword hilt = sturdy sword hilts
|styrofoam crossbow = styrofoam crossbows
|styrofoam ore = chunks of styrofoam ore
|styrofoam peanuts = !
|styrofoam staff = styrofoam staves
|styrofoam sword = styrofoam swords
|sucky decal = sucky decals
|suede shortsword = suede shortswords
|sugar-coated pine cone = sugar-coated pine cones
|Sugar Cog = Sugar Cogs
|sunken chest = sunken chests
|suntan lotion of moxiousness = suntan lotions of moxiousness
|super-spikey hair gel = super-spikey hair gels
|Super Magic Power Sword X = Super Magic Power Swords X
|superhero mask = !
|supermartini = !
|superolive = !
|support cummerbund = support cummerbunds
|supportive bra = supportive bras
|swashbuckling pants = pairs of swashbuckling pants
|sweet ninja sword = sweet ninja swords
|sweet nutcracker = ?
|sweet rims = sets of sweet rims
|swindleblossom = !
|swirly potion = swirly potions
|sword behind inappropriate prepositions = swords above inappropriate prepositions
|sword hilt = sword hilts
|sword of static = swords of static
|T-bone key = T-bone keys
|t8r tots = h4ndful5 of t8r tots
|taco shell = taco shells
|Talisman o' Nam = Talismen o' Nam
|Talisman of Baio = ?
|Talisman of Bakula = ?
|tamarind-flavored chewing gum = pieces of tamarind-flavored chewing gum
|tambourine = tambourines
|tambourine bells = sets of tambourine bells
|tangarita = tangaritas
|tangarita with a fly in it = tangaritas with flies in them*
|tangerine = tangerines
|tap shoes = tap shoess
|tapped black lotus = tapped black loti
|targeting chip = targeting chips
|tasket = taskets
|tassel = tassels
|Tasty Fun Good rice candy = Tasty Fun Good rice candies
|tattered scrap of paper = tattered scraps of paper
|tattered snake standard = !
|tattered wolf standard = !
|teddy bear = teddy bears
|teddy bear sewing kit = teddy bear sewing kits
|teeny-tiny ninja stars = handfuls of teeny-tiny ninja stars
|ten-leaf clover = ten-leaf clovers
|tenderizing hammer = tenderizing hammers
|teqiwila = teqiwiluses
|teqiwila slammer = teqiwila slammers
|tequila sunrise = tequila sunrises
|tequila sunset = tequila sunsets
|tequila with training wheels = tequilas with training wheels
|the Amulet of Yendor = Amulets of Yendor
|The Colander of Em-er'il = The Colander of Em-er'ils
|The Scalp of Gorgolok = The Scalp of Gorgoloks
|the Slug Lord's map = !
|thin black candle = thin black candles
|thought balloon = thought balloons
|three-tiered wedding cake = three-tiered wedding cakes
|time helmet = time helmets
|Time Juice = !
|time sword = time swords
|time trousers = pairs of time trousers
|Tin Foil Immateria = !
|tiny balloon knife = tiny balloon knives
|tiny house = tiny houses
|tiny knife and fork = tiny knives and forks
|tiny makeup kit = tiny makeup kits
|tiny maracas = pairs of tiny maracas
|tiny Mountie hat = tiny Mountie hats
|tiny ninja sword = tiny ninja swords
|tiny nose-bone fetish = tiny nose-bone fetishes
|tiny plastic accordion thief = tiny plastic accordion thieves
|tiny plastic angry goat = tiny plastic angry goats
|tiny plastic baby gravy fairy = tiny plastic baby gravy fairies
|tiny plastic barrrnacle = tiny plastic barrrnacles
|tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar = tiny plastic bitchin' meatcars
|tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball = tiny plastic blood-faced volleyballs
|tiny plastic Boris = tiny plastic Borises
|tiny plastic Cheshire bat = tiny plastic Cheshire bats
|tiny plastic cocoabo = tiny plastic cocoabos
|tiny plastic coffee pixie = tiny plastic coffee pixies
|tiny plastic Crimbo elf = tiny plastic Crimbo elves
|tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer = tiny plastic Crimbo reindeers
|tiny plastic Crimbo wreath = tiny plastic Crimbo wreaths
|tiny plastic disco bandit = tiny plastic disco bandits
|tiny plastic fuzzy dice = tiny plastic pairs of fuzzy dice
|tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick = tiny plastic ghost pickles on a stick
|tiny plastic ghuol whelp = tiny plastic ghuol whelps
|tiny plastic grue = tiny plastic grues
|tiny plastic hermit = tiny plastic hermits
|tiny plastic howling balloon monkey = tiny plastic howling balloon monkeys
|tiny plastic Jarlsberg = ?
|tiny plastic killer bee = tiny plastic killer bees
|tiny plastic leprechaun = tiny plastic leprechauns
|tiny plastic levitating potato = tiny plastic levitating potatoes
|tiny plastic mosquito = tiny plastic mosquitos
|tiny plastic pastamancer = tiny plastic pastamancers
|tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime = tiny plastic sabre-toothed limes
|tiny plastic sauceror = tiny plastic saucerors
|tiny plastic seal clubber = tiny plastic seal clubbers
|tiny plastic Sneaky Pete = ?
|tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton = tiny plastic spooky pirate skeletons
|tiny plastic stab bat = tiny plastic stab bats
|tiny plastic star starfish = tiny plastic star starfish
|tiny plastic Susie = ?
|tiny plastic sweet nutcracker = tiny plastic sweet nutcrackers
|tiny plastic sword = tiny plastic swords
|tiny plastic turtle tamer = tiny plastic turtle tamers
|tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo = tiny plastic Uncle Crimbos
|tiny shaker of salt = tiny shakers of salt
|tires = sets of tires
|tisket = tiskets
|Tissue Paper Immateria = !
|titanium assault umbrella = titanium assault umbrellas
|toast = pieces of toast
|Toddler-sized Dragon Costume = !
|tofu casserole = tofu casseroles
|tofu chow mein = plates of tofu chow mein
|tofu stir-fry = plates of tofu stir-fry
|tofu taco = tofu tacos
|tofurkey gravy = boats of tofurkey gravy
|tofurkey leg = tofurkey legs
|tomato = tomatoes
|tomato daiquiri = tomato daiquiris
|tomato juice of powerful power = tomato juices of powerful power
|tomato smoothie = !
|tome of snowcone summoning = tomes of snowcone summoning
|tonic water = bottles of tonic water
|top = tops
|tortoise's blessing = tortoise's blessings
|Totally Gay Claymore = !
|toy six-seater hovercraft = toy six-seater hovercrafts
|toy soldier = toy soldiers
|toy train = toy trains
|toy wheel = toy wheels
|Travoltan trousers = pairs of Travoltan trousers
|tree-shaped Crimbo cookie = tree-shaped Crimbo cookies
|tree skirt = tree skirts
|Triple-Minty Gum = !
|Trollhouse cookies = stacks of Trollhouse cookies
|troutpiece = troutpieces
|tulip = tulips
|tuning fork = tuning forks
|turtle factory = turtle factories
|Turtleslinger = Turtleslingers
|twinkly nuggets = clusters of twinkly nuggets
|twinkly powder = piles of twinkly powder
|twinkly wad = twinkly wads
|two-handed depthsword = two-handed depthswordth
|ultimate wad = ?
|Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix = boxes of Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
|uncooked chorizo = mounds of uncooked chorizo
|Unionize The Elves sign = ?
|unrefined Mountain Stream syrup = cups of unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
|unrolling pin = unrolling pins
|unwound clockwork grapefruit = unwound clockwork grapefruits
|unwound cymbal-playing monkey = ?
|Uovo Marcio Shiraz = bottles of Uovo Marcio Shiraz
|urinal cake = urinal cakes
|useless powder = piles of useless powder
|Valentine's Day cake = Valentine's Day cakeses, preciousss
|Valentine = Valentines
|valuable trinket = valuable trinkets
|vampire heart = !
|velvet choker = velvet chokers
|Venus flytrap = Venus flytraps
|vertebra of the Bonerdagon = vertebrae of the Bonerdagon
|vesper = vespers
|vial of patchouli oil = vials of patchouli oil
|viking helmet = viking helmets
|vinegar = bottles of vinegar
|vodka and cranberry = vodkas and cranberry
|vodka and tonic = vodkas and tonics
|vodka gibson = vodka carlisles
|vodka martini = vodka martinis
|vodka stratocaster = vodka stratocasters
|volleyball = volleyballs
|voodoo doll = ?
|vorpal blade = vorpal blades
|WA = WAs
|wad of Crovacite = !
|wad of dough = wads of dough
|wad of tofu = wads of tofu
|walrus-tusk earring = walrus-tusk earrings
|Wand of Nagamar = Wands of Nagamar
|wang = wangs
|Warehouse 23 bling = !
|warm mushroom = warm mushrooms
|Warm Subject gift certificate = Warm Subject gift certificates
|wax lips = pairs of wax lips
|wedge of gray cheese = wedges of gray cheese
|weegee sqouija = squeeja ouigees
|whip kit = whip kits
|whiskey and cola = whiskeys and cola
|whiskey and soda = whiskeys and soda
|whiskey bittersweet = whiskeys bittersweet
|whiskey sour = whiskey sours
|white balloon = white balloons
|white Canadian = white Canadians
|White Castle burger = White Castle burgers
|White Castle fries = orders of White Castle fries
|white chocolate and tomato pizza = white chocolate and tomato pizzas
|white chocolate chip cookies = stacks of white chocolate chip cookies
|white chocolate chips = handfuls of white chocolate chips
|White Citadel burger = White Citadel burgers
|White Citadel fries = orders of White Citadel fries
|White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel = !
|white collar = white collars
|white lightning = jars of white lightning
|white picket fence = white picket fences
|white pixel = white pixels
|white satin pants = pairs of white satin pants
|white satin shield = white satin shields
|white sword = white swords
|whitesnake skin = whitesnake skins
|wholeberd = wholeberds
|whoopie cushion = whoopie cushions
|wiffle-flail = wiffle-flails
|wind-up chattering teeth = wind-up chattering teeths
|windchimes = sets of windchimes
|wine spritzer = wine spritzers
|Wint-O-Fresh mint = Wint-O-Fresh mints
|wolf mask = wolf masks
|wooden axe = wooden axes
|wooden block = wooden blocks
|wooden figurine = wooden figurines
|wooden salad bowl = bowls, salad, wooden
|wooden stakes = sets of wooden stakes
|worn tophat = worn tophats
|worthless gewgaw = worthless gewgaws
|worthless knick-knack = worthless knick-knacks
|worthless trinket = worthless trinkets
|wrapping paper = sheets of wrapping paper
|wrath serum = wrath therumth*!
|wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie = wreath-shaped Crimbo cookies
|wussiness potion = wussiness potions
|Xlyinia's notebook = !
|yak skin = yak skins
|yak whip = yak whips
|yakskin buckler = yakskin bucklers
|yakskin kilt = yakskin kilts
|yakskin pants = pairs of yakskin pants
|yakskin skirt = yakskin skirts
|ye olde golde frontes = sets of ye olde golde frontes
|yellow brick road = yellow brick roads
|yellow paisley oyster egg = yellow paisley oyster eggs
|yellow plastic hard hat = fake plastic hard hats
|yellow plastic oyster egg = yellow plastic oyster eggs
|yellow polka-dot oyster egg = yellow polka-dot oyster eggs
|yellow snowcone = yellow snowcones
|yellow striped oyster egg = yellow striped oyster eggs
|yellow traffic cone = !
|yeti fur = yeti furs
|Yeti Protest Sign = !
|yo-yo = yo-yo-yo
|Yummy Tummy bean = Yummy Tummy beans
|zmobie = zombeis
|zombie pineal gland = zombie glands pineal
|UNKNOWN}}
Usage
- Getting the plural of an Item:
{{plural|ITEMNAME}}- Example:
{{plural|seal tooth}} → seal teeth
- Getting the plural of an Item, as a link to the Item:
{{plural/autolink|ITEMNAME}}- Example:
{{plural/autolink|seal tooth}} → Template:Plural/autolink
{{plural}} is also built into {{acquire}} using {{plural/link}}:
 | You acquire 2 seal teeth |
 | You acquire 3 oranges |
 | You acquire 4 astral badgers |
