Cheerless mime functionary
| Cheerless mime functionary | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2044 |
| Locations | The Cheerless Spire (Level 1) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player's Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 1 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | |
| Monster Parts | arms, head, legs, torso |
| Drops | 3 crystalline cheer |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cheerless mime pencil alphabetizerNear the empty space that passes for this office's water cooler, you attract the unwanted attention of a mime functionary.
One of the office mimes notices you and starts making menacing gestures in your direction. You stagger backwards under the force of an imaginary shove.
Hit Message(s):
He rears his arm back and pretends to throw a stapler at you. Your <kidney> starts bleeding. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Oof! Ooh!
He mimes a gesture you don't understand until you get a papercut on your <kidney>. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ugh! Eek!
He mimes the act of twisting your <kidney>, and pain erupts inside of it. (CRITICAL HIT!)
He rears his arm back and pretends to throw a stapler at you, but you duck out of the way of where the stapler isn't.
He mimes a gesture you don't understand, and what you don't understand can't give you a papercut. Like they say.
He mimes the act of twisting your <kidney>, but you move it out of the way of... his imagination. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 3 crystalline cheer |
| You gain x Muscleboundness. You gain x Mysteriousness. You gain x Smarm. |
Occurs at The Cheerless Spire (Level 1).
Notes
- Possible avatars for the mime are:
 
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- This monster cannot be wished for.
