Chester

Chester
Monster ID	698
Locations	The Purple Light District: Van, Damn
Hit Points	8000
Attack	500
Defense	450
No-Hit	510
Initiative	200
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Chester

You walk around to the back of the van, and throw the doors wide.

"Oh, hey there! My name's Chester," says a mild-voiced hobo from somewhere in the front of the van. "Are you here for some candy?"

"No," you reply, " I'm here-"

"Did you wanna take a nap, then? I've got a real comfy mattress in here, if you're sleepy."

"Dude, no. I came here to-"

"To play with some toys? I've got all kinds of toys. Come on in here, and I'll show you."

"I'm not interested in your toys," you say, "I'm here to kick your ass."

"That doesn't sound like something a good little boy would say. That must make you a bad little boy. And bad little boys have to be punished."

He advances on you, and while the look in his eyes isn't exactly malicious, it definitely gives you the impression that he's picturing you naked. You shudder as you raise your weapon.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Handful of Chest Hair (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's Aquarius medallion (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's bag of candy (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's muscle shirt (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's moustache (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's sunglasses (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chester's cutoffs (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: extra-greasy slider (???% chance)*

You acquire an item: Chorale of Companionship (???% chance)*Data:Chorale of Companionship

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Occurs at The Purple Light District

Notes

He prevents ALL item use in his area. Don't try to use any items while fighting him.