Chintzy accordion pin
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This is a crappy looking pin shaped like an accordion, with a cheap green plastic gem glued to the center of it. If you gave this as a gift to a Lady of Spain, she'd probably leave you. Ladies of Spain are really picky.
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 200 Meat.Moxie+12
Mysticality+6
(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
(In-game plural: chintzy accordion pins)